U.S. NEWS
Fox Poll: Voters Want Third Party, But Musk’s ‘X Party’ Is a Clown Show
Voters are hankering for a third political party but would rather elect a rodeo clown than Elon Musk’s X Party,...
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POLITICS
California Spared: Harris Skips
Kamala Harris is skipping the California governor race, sources have confirmed. The former VP, known for her word-salad speeches, apparently...
WORLD NEWS
Judges Caught in Eco-Love with Activists
Judges’ climate activist chats raise alarms, sources have confirmed. FOX News uncovered judges swapping eco-sweet nothings with climate activists in...
NORAD’s ‘Headbutt’ Saves Trump’s Legendary Golf Game from Rogue Plane
A rogue Cessna dared invade the hallowed airspace above Trump’s Bedminster golf course, sources have confirmed. NORAD, ever vigilant, deployed...
UFC 1776: Trump to Referee Patriotic Punch-Out!
Get ready for a knockout celebration, as Trump plans a UFC cage match on the White House lawn for America’s...
Hakeem’s Hush-Hush Delay Leaves Dems Dozing
Democrats are fuming over House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries’ failure to warn them about delaying President Trump’s spending bill, sources...
ENTERTAINMENT
Maher’s Tariff Turnaround Stuns Pundits
Bill Maher’s jaw-dropping admission that he misjudged Trump’s tariffs has rocked the liberal elite, sources have confirmed. The HBO host,...
Leno Rips Late-Night Hosts for Alienating Half the Country
Jay Leno’s takedown of late-night hosts for alienating conservatives has sparked a firestorm, sources have confirmed. In a blistering Breitbart...
Harris’s Hip-Hop Hail Mary Fumbles with GloRilla Bust
In a Mel Brooks-level farce, rapper GloRilla, Kamala Harris’s attempt at a cool factor, faces drug charges, sources have confirmed....
Hunter’s F-Bomb Flop Can’t Shake Clooney’s Cool
Hunter’s Rant Meets Clooney’s Chill, Sources Have Confirmed Hunter Biden’s profanity-packed rant against George Clooney for his campaign-killing op-ed has...
SPORTS
Hoopster’s Betrayal Dunks on WNBA Unity
WNBA star’s betrayal during salary protest shocks league, sources have confirmed. In a jaw-dropping twist at the WNBA All-Star Game,...
Trump’s Fight Club: Dana White’s 2026 KO-fest!
Dana White, UFC’s fearless leader, is set to transform the White House lawn into a cage-fighting arena for America’s 250th...
Gillis Targets Clark: From Hoops Star to Waffle Czar
Shane Gillis’ ESPYs jab at Caitlin Clark’s Waffle House future proves she’s a lightning rod for satire, sources have confirmed....
Angel Reese Drama: Shaq Threatens RG3 with Face-Punch Fiasco
The sports world is reeling after Shaquille O’Neal turned X into his personal slam-dunk court, unloading on Robert Griffin III...
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