Supreme Court Rules Trump Can Whip Donuts on White House Lawn With Complete Immunity
A surprising 6-3 decision by the Supreme Court today ruled that former President and current 2024 Republican nominee Donald Trump...
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Footage From G7 Footage Shows Joe Biden Wandering Away From World Leaders To Feed a Squirrel
Newly released footage from the recent G7 summit of world leaders shows American President Joe Biden wandering away from everybody...
United States Airdrops Ukraine Shipment of Cash They Can Burn To Keep Warm
Joe Biden has fast-tracked a new relief package to Ukraine that would see millions of dollars airdropped over the country...
Taylor Swift Dumps Deadbeat Boyfriend That Hasn’t Worked in a Month
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Biden Vows to Give Ukraine as Much Money as Humanly Possible
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Joe Biden Hospitalized Four Minutes Into Appearance on ‘Hot Ones’
Current American President Joe Biden was hospitalized just minutes into his recent appearance on the popular YouTube interview show Hot...
Jennifer Lopez Cancels Summer Tour After Disastrous Anaconda Incident
Pop superstar Jennifer Lopez was sadly forced to cancel her upcoming world tour this week after a deadly incident with...
New Kevin Costner Movie Just Three and a Half Hours of a Tumbleweed Blowing Around
Reviews are coming in for Kevin Costner’s latest film Horizon: An American Saga, and the one thing critics seem to...
Joe Biden and Robert DeNiro to Star in ‘Grumpy Old Men 3’
Warner Bros. Entertainment announced today that they’ve greenlit a new entry into the Grumpy Old Men franchise costarring Joe Biden...
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Too Far? Caitlin Clark Fouled Several Hours Before Game
As conversations surrounding the WNBA’s treatment of rookie superstar Caitlin Clark continue to dominate the news cycle, things escalated today...
Big Game Hunters Accidentally Shoot Chicago Bulls Mascot
The NBA offseason began with a tragedy this week, as two big game hunters mistakenly shot and killed beloved Chicago...
NFL Announces New ‘Anything Goes’ Kickoff Rules
In an effort to keep their product exciting despite recent controversies, the National Football League has announced a controversial and...
Stolen Hockey Zamboni Leads To Low-Speed Police Chase
Following last night’s final game of the NHL playoffs, a drunken Florida man absconded with the Zamboni used to resurface...
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After last week’s debate performance caused many to question his mental stability, President Joe Biden further cemented those fears earlier...
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U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has introduced legislation that if passed would require everyone to give her a little bit more...
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A freshly spray-tanned Joe Biden was seen at the Jersey Shore, blending in and mixing it up with the locals...
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