ABOARD THE SS REGRET — A seven-day Caribbean cruise descended into chaos this week after passengers began claiming pool chairs...
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CANNES, FRANCE — In a stunning blow to capitalism delivered from the steps of a French villa, Kristen Stewart announced...
NEW YORK — New York City’s press credentialing process reached historic new lows this week after a squad of Luigi...
LOS ANGELES — In what historians are calling the most dangerous act of political heresy since a journalist asked a...
WASHINGTON — With the 2028 field desperate for a candidate who can promise free everything without accidentally forming a complete...
NEW YORK — Stephen Colbert’s final bow on The Late Show reportedly ended with a thunderous bang of silence, three...
NEW YORK — Caitlin Clark reportedly passed LeBron James in jersey sales this week, triggering a five-alarm legacy emergency so...
Tom Brady made his catwalk debut at Gucci’s latest fashion show, proving once again that the man can deflate footballs,...
LAS VEGAS — In the latest episode of Influencer Gets Mouthy And Immediately Regrets It, YouTube phenom-turned-boxing promoter Jake Paul...
SACRAMENTO — California’s new track-and-field compromise broke irony meters statewide this week after activists who spent years demanding inclusion were...
In a moment of pure enlightenment that left social justice warriors weeping into their oat milk lattes, Golden State Warriors...
In a devastating blow to Americans who still believe sports broadcasts should show the sport, CBS reportedly missed Rory McIlroy’s...
Major League Baseball unveiled its most progressive rule change yet Tuesday night after an umpire made a call so confusing...