After his decisive victory in this week’s election, Donald Trump is preparing to take office in a few months to begin his term as the 47th President of the United States. What can Americans expect from in during his first 100 days in office? Here are 10 things!
Get JD Vance Far, Far Away From Him
Donald is already thinking of lots of projects for JD that involve him being far away. Border stuff, UN stuff, you name it. JD is gonna log some serious miles.
Only Travel by Cyber Truck
Elon swear this thing’s not going to break down, so Trump’s going to give it a shot and see how it goes.
Put A McDonald’s in the White House
Trump got this idea from a recent rewatch of one of his favorite movies, Richie Rich.
Shoot a Missile at the Next Hurricane
“We just want to see what happens, folks,” said Trump about the controversial idea. “I’m playing a hunch on this one.”
Put Kid Rock Poster Up In Oval Office
Mike Pence fought against this tooth and nail last time. Well, here we are.
Let Barron Do Whatever He Wants
He’s older this time around, and frankly, huge. No one is allowed to tell Barron no to anything, and he exploits that to the fullest.
Ignore Gavin Newsome’s Phone Calls
Eventually he’ll have to take them, but this will be funny for a while, most Americans have agreed.
Drain the Swamp
This time around it literally just means the swamp the last administration left in the White House lawn. What the hell, guys?
Deport Whoopi Goldberg
There’s no solid reason for this, but everyone agrees it will be funny, just like the Newsome thing.
Legalize Marijuana, Everything Else
Screw it,” Trump said. “I don’t touch the stuff, but go nuts everybody.”
You’re confusing Trump with the ho.
Why argue against trumps age after we put up with Biden and Harris destroying our great Nation. Let Trump clean up what the previous two did as in Biden and Harris. Trump is for our country not against it.
Can’t go along with cyber truck. All of us garbage prefer garbage truck.
Hear hear!!
On inauguration day Trump should drive up in a garbage truck and tell them all to get in the back and will take you where you want to go free of charge.
Turn Whoopi upside down and she’d make a great kitchen mop.
Every time I see or hear about Goldberg I want to puke. Nothing but a total communist troll. along with the rest of the “harpies” on her show.
Whoopie Ipecac.
OH, that’s too funny!
Or boat anchor. Wait. That’ll scare the fish. Just put her into a paper bag, and leave it on someone’s front stoop.
Don’t let anything so disgusting near your food.
That’s the best idea I’ve heard so far!!!
The only reason Kamala toe lost was only TWO of the 87 genders voted!! That’s suppression, right there! Only 2.29 % of genders voted!!!!!
I was thinking an armored division to release the j6 prisoners.
Show the people way awakened good — woke bad.
How about turning 84000 IRS agents into border patrol. That way they can work for us and not against us. It’s a win, win. We get a secure border, they keep their government jobs.
Great idea!
A TRUE BATTLE CAPTAIN
America, we are now on the path to make America great again. Why? Because over 75 million of us have elected the very first true ‘Battle Captain’ as our President and Commander-in-Chief. Why Do I say Donald Trump is our first true Battle Captain? Because, Donald Trump is the first president to regularly demonstrate that the ‘Seven C’s of Leadership’ are a part of his character. The ‘Seven C’s of Leadership’ listed in the order of their importance in a survey of 1645 ground combat veterans are: CANDOR, COMPETENCE, COMMITMENT, CONSISTENCY, COURAGE, COMPASSION, and COURTESY. As one of the army officers charged with finding a true Battle Captain among all those army officers serving this nation from the Revolutionary War through the Vietnam Conflict, I can testify that we only found one officer who made the grade of ‘Battle Captain’. And, he like Donald Trump was not a professional soldier. A year before the Battle of Gettysburg he was a college professor, yet most historians credit him for saving the Union Forces left flank and forcing General Lee to commit his forces to a frontal attack which failed. The Battle of Gettysburg is generally credited as the turning point of the Civil War and lead to the surrender of the Confederate Forces two years later.
Donald Trump has proven that he is indeed a Battle Captain. He has turned the attacks on our flanks and now I am confident he will succeed in an overwhelming envelopment of all the forces trying to destroy America. God bless and protect Donald Trump, and God Bless and protect America as we help Donald Trump make America great again.
Soldier/Cop/Grunt, Retired