Internal emails between Joe Biden staffers that have been leaked to the press have made it clear that the President is mostly just napping at his desk these days.
“Has anyone heard from POTUS?” began one email from a Biden staffer, dated last Thursday, August 8th. “He had a phone call with the Mexican President at noon and no one has seen him. People are freaking out that he’s been kidnapped or assassinated but I bet he’s just sleeping somewhere again.”
“Oh wait,” began a follow-up email sent shortly after. “He was asleep in the Oval Office again. Poor guy was all tuckered out.”
The incident was just one of many that found President Biden nodding off in various parts of the White House lately.
“I sure am gonna miss this place,” said Biden, to no one in particular, shortly after awaking from his little cat nap. “These chairs they have in here, incredible. You can’t get a good chair like this out in the world. Aw heck, maybe you can, I don’t know. Oh rats, I had that call with the Mexican President earlier, didn’t I? Looks like I slept right through that. Oh well. Maybe I’ll just sit back here for a few more minutes before I get up. Would someone turn the lights off, please? You have to listen to me. I am still the President for a little while longer.”
As of press time, emails and calls placed directly to the President right after lunchtime went unreturned.
That’s all he’s ever done, while Barry has been running the country, into the ground
100% Gerald
Of course Barry, and his so called ” wife ” Moochell, have hated this country all their lives and are trying everything they can to destroy this once great nation. Barry was behind getting Biden elected because he knew just how stupid he is and that he could control whatever he says and does. From the looks of things Harris is even more stupid than Biden so Barry and his band can continue their mission of bringing these United States of America to it’s knees.
I think it is funny that you actually dumb enough to think Barry has hated the country forever and made it his goal to destroy it. Would have been easy after what Bush left him, yet he built back the economy so well that Trump did not have to do anything except ride on the coat tails of Barry.
You seem to have a lot of hatred of people that do not like or act like you.
I find it interesting that you ignore facts to promote unsubstantiated opinion. “He built the economy back”? Really? Please explain exactly what steps he took, the process and actual results. You can’t. It never happened, but certainly just like Joe was, “sharp as a tack” and Kamala was a, “fantastic prosecutor” you democrats never waste a chance to gaslight in an ongoing attempt to prop up your poor candidates with bad ideas.
Ohhh, sure, the buffoon built the country back. He just went out on the balcony of the WH and held his hands up like Moses did over the Red Sea and the country just started rebuilding itself, just like that.
obama was born in Kenya
I agree. Why does he have a social security # of a Connecticut man who died 1n 1978? Why Was he able to go to Pakistan in college in a year where no US citizen could go there, &why are his college records sealed & not available? Oh yes, & why doesn’t the masses know that he was partially raised by his communists grandparents? And that he “necessarily sought out the Marxists professors “? His words from 1 of his autobiographys.
Jeff Dunham and his pals could have done a better job at running the country.
Well I say: Thank Goodness, The USA fares best when communists do their least. If only we could get schumer, jabbar, and pelosi to act their age, instead of their lower IQs.
jeffries, not the B-Ball player
This year will be our last chance to elect President Trump. If he don’t go in, roaches will completely take over. They have ruined our country!
You are so correct. Harris tried to destroy CA. She was a disaster for San Francisco and our state. I never see what she pulled. When illegal selling if bs y parts in CA. Harris has secret meeting with abortionists in LA. And then indicted journalists whi exposed the illegal selling of baby parts. It is still ongoing. Harris destroyed journalists lives. Harris saw to it that no jbe selling illegal baby parts was ever indicted. That’s the THOT trying to run for President. She sided with pedophile priests against victims, kept young men in prison even though lab she used was completely proven to be unclean and giving out false results. Morally being caught giving head to Willie Brown by his wife in his office, admitting in tv ti being a Call Girl. So much more harm she has done to thus country and legal citizens. That’s is why I am voting for Trump/Vance in November.
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Ha Ha! Now that is funnier than the satire piece of Biden. What color is the sky in your world?
0zero sold out during his tenure. He would have destroyed the country back then but first he had to cash in. $100 mill oughta do it. Ok, Brandon, pull it!! Or maybe Camela can just pull it…again!!
Comatose is not sleeping.