After being heavily rumored for years, the large plastic circle finally debuted, causing mass riots and property damage at release events all over America. In 1961, the release of the Hula Hoop 2 would see similar riots with an even high body count across the nation’s toy stores.
That’s nothing compared to the day Teddy Ruxpin was released! He was programmed to give detailed instructions on how to build a nuclear warhead. A 6 year old was credited with successfully building one, and blowing up Buffillo, New York. The federal government kept a lid on it ever since, which is why nobody ever visits there anymore, and why Teddy Ruxpin was quietly pulled off the market.
I wonder if the Alvin the Chipmunk was involved… 😉
Simon was the real shadow-man behind front-man Kamalvin
That’s nothing compared to the day Teddy Ruxpin was released! He was programmed to give detailed instructions on how to build a nuclear warhead. A 6 year old was credited with successfully building one, and blowing up Buffillo, New York. The federal government kept a lid on it ever since, which is why nobody ever visits there anymore, and why Teddy Ruxpin was quietly pulled off the market.
I thought the “Buffilo Blast” was the reason the seas rose 3′ by 1997 (according to the IPCC)