The iconic mascot of the popular children’s drink had been on a burglary streak lasting well over five years, breaking into unsuspecting families’ homes to make sure they were drinking Kool-Aid. When asked if he’d plead guilty to the charges, the Kool-Aid man loudly replied, “Oh Yeah!”
Now we know why Bill O’Reilly used to accuse liberals of drinking that stuff.
And how about that savage Tony Tiger?no comment huh?
Great idea: “Cereal Mascot Savagely Mauls Children Who Refuse To Eat Sugar-Coated Crap!”