1997: Apple Introduces World’s First Dumbphone

Preceding the iPhone by a decade, the world’s first dumphone was a huge failure, due to it’s rotary dialing, poor reception, clunky and inexplicable design, and tendency to heat up to scalding temperatures.

Comments 5

  1. Cb says:

    Did they get a Patent? Lol

  2. Evan Evans says:

    The real problem is the guy’s 3 fingered left hand is attached to his right arm. It made it hard to use the new phone.

    • Gene Haulenbeek says:

      Yes, my first thought was, “gee, that’s gotta hurt!! …But, the depiction of the Dumbphone hurts more!

  3. Maya Certs says:

    My fictional support for this unfortunate fictional guy remains unchanged. My fictional company has a DEI position for him. As for his invention, I want one !

  4. rick shumway says:

    why is his left hand on his right arm?

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