Former First Lady Michelle Obama will skip Donald Trump’s inauguration to attend Knitting Fest, a celebrated gathering of knitting enthusiasts, sources have confirmed.
In what appears to be a pointed statement about her priorities, Obama chose the serene clacking of knitting needles over the clamor of political fanfare.
The decision has sent shockwaves through both the political and knitting communities. While some political pundits criticized her for missing a pivotal moment in democracy, avid knitters have hailed her choice as a monumental boost for the craft. “It’s not every day that knitting gets the presidential seal of approval,” gushed one festival organizer, while hastily adding presidential-themed patterns to the event’s workshop lineup.
At Knitting Fest, Michelle is set to unveil her latest project, a gigantic blanket dubbed ‘Unity,’ knitted in a pattern that remarkably resembles a peace sign. “This blanket covers more than cold knees; it covers our nation’s need for warmth and togetherness,” Michelle reportedly quipped during a pre-Fest interview.
As of press time, vendors at the Fest were seen scrambling to stock up on shades of blue and red yarn, hoping attendees might stitch together some bipartisan beanies.
Dem out did them self .they make themself look like real ass they look like areal bunch of dopes ….
If I were Trump, I’d tell her NOT to come to the Inauguration!!! Keep the idiots at home. And, who the heck cares about her anyway!!!!!
I am curious as to why what she does is even relevant. I noticed the misrepresentation of her role in history where the knitting group is quoted saying this: “It’s not every day that knitting gets the presidential seal of approval…”. Last time I checked, she wasn’t the President and has yet to be the President, and has no authority to give any presidential seal to anything.
Sewing up her panties again!
Sewing up his panties again!
Who cares what HE does or says?
I wouldn’t want that ugly man bitch at my inauguration!!
So happy to show my students in grades 5 and 6 that are learning to knit that this amazing woman knits too!
WHO CARES?
Who wants Michelle O at Trumps inauguration. Not me!!!