Donald Trump has announced his latest endeavor to leave a personal mark on American landmarks by signing an executive order to rename the White House to “Trump House,” sources have confirmed.
This bold move follows his recent decisions to rename the Gulf of Mexico to “Gulf of America” and Mount Denali back to its former name, Mount McKinley, with a new twist: “Mount Trump McKinley.”
The renaming spree began during a whirlwind of signature signings that Trump described as “making America great and a little more like me.” At a press conference, Trump unveiled the new “Trump House” logo, featuring gold letters and a silhouette of his own profile, replacing the more traditional presidential seal.
Critics have called the renamings an extravagant waste of resources, while supporters hail them as a stroke of branding genius. “If branding were an Olympic sport, I’d take home the gold every time,” Trump boasted, while sketching potential designs for the “Trump Lincoln Memorial.”
As of press time, souvenir shops in D.C. were hastily updating their inventory, while Trump was reportedly considering renaming the Constitution to “The Art of the Governing.”
Biden continues to LIE !! He is such an ASSHOLE !!
I think the WHITE HOUSE should keep the name; not rename it.
Don’t you remember when obamao renamed it to the raibow-colored house?
I think the White House, Lincoln Memorial and the Constitution should keep their names. The Name changes are wrong.
I think the previous commenters here missed the fact that this is a SATIRE site and not real news. C’mon, folks, lighten up and enjoy the fun!
THE WHITE HOUSE SHOULD ALWAYS BE THE “WHITE HOUSE”. IT REPRESENTS OUR HISTORY. AND A VERY IMPORTANT TIME IN THAT HOSTORY.
Where were these people when the democrats were allowing the pulling down of our history and trump was joking to rile up the left lol