In a stunning revelation of governmental inefficiency, the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) has unearthed hundreds of thousands of software licenses that Uncle Sam has been shelling out for, without any users to show for it, sources have confirmed.
In an attempt to right this wrong, the U.S. Government is now planning to give away these licenses to taxpayers as a kind of digital dividend.
“This is like finding unused gift cards in your jacket pocket, but instead, it’s millions of taxpayer dollars,” joked Elon Musk, the unofficial spokesperson for common sense and efficiency in government spending.
The initiative, dubbed “Software for the People,” aims to redistribute the unused licenses for everything from productivity tools to anti-virus programs—essentially, any digital product the government has forgotten it paid for. The idea has been met with a mix of enthusiasm and skepticism, with some taxpayers thrilled at the prospect of freebies, while others are simply baffled by the government’s oversight.
As of press time, excited citizens were reportedly refreshing their email inboxes, hoping to catch the first wave of digital freebies, while D.O.G.E. staff were seen wearing t-shirts that read “Audit Everything.”
Thank you President Trump!
Thank you Elon Musk!
Thank you for actually caring about the American tax payer! 💪♥️🇺🇲
I need Cash, I need a cut in generic medicine, my pain pills are costing Over 800. Dollars a mo. I have to stretch my pills can’t afford this, they were over 300. But now over 800. For almost 3 months. What the hell 8s wrong with this government, nothing should cost that much it is just DAM GREED, before that criminal obama I never paid over 20. Dollars so I dam well know it is GREED and it was good pain medicine not this garbage they give now, and don’t say opioid addiction that is a LIE, what is killing people is street drugs, you lying asses and all S.S. People should get some food stamps sense we never get a decent raise
The opioid relief train was derailed by people with no will power to get off when they were healed! Now chronic pain patients must suffer with expensive and much less effective meds. I had major abdominal surgery and all they would give me was Tylenol. REDICULIOUS!
Hopefully we can start putting DEMOCRATS IN JAIL AND IMPEACHED ASAP.
HOPEFULLY AND THANK U ELON MUSK also President Donald J Trump ..AMEN
THANK U BOTH FOR CARING ABOUT US AMERICAN TAX PAYERS – ALL OF AMERICA.
AMEN GOD BLESS U BOTH 🙏🙏