A black senator was recently made the target of an angry misinformed mob after outspoken liberals assumed the conservative man was wearing blackface, sources have confirmed.
“A black Republican, are you kidding me?” asked Troy Walters, leader of the angry mob of liberals. “It just doesn’t make sense, not with how horribly racist every single Republican in the country is. Now help us catch this monster and we’ll wash this horrible offensive blackface off of him! That’ll teach him for upsetting liberals!”
The angry mob chased senator Tim Scott of South Carolina through the College of Charleston’s campus shortly before his scheduled speech was to begin, sources have confirmed.
“Thank god I’m alive,” said Scott, in a call placed to media shortly after the incident. “The Caucasian students were all chasing me and calling me the white devil, when I finally outran them and hid in a janitor’s closet. Hopefully I can lay low until they notice something else they perceive to be racist and get their pitchforks out for that.”
As of press time, Scott has escaped the angry safely, after the group of liberals all sustained while bending over backwards trying to impress each other.
You can’t fix stupid !Are you seriously telling me that black ‘s can’t tell a black person from black face. Well no one ever accused them of being Rhoads Scholars. As far as those white mutants chasing Tim Scott, feral mongrels with no breeding. Stop wasting your money sending these half wits to college. Spend it on yourself. They are not savable. Tell them to move out, .join a commune, BLM, AntiFa, now these lunatics who think they are Hamas. Too late. They are already endoctrinated . From Kindergaten through college.