Several anchors on the MSNBC network have declared Joe Biden the unanimous winner of tomorrow’s debate, some 36 hours before the event begins, sources have confirmed.
“Wow, what a stellar performance I’m sure Biden will have,” said MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell. “Biden is going to make some great points, I just know it, and he’s certainly going to have Donald Trump on the ropes early and often. A lot of people who watch it will disagree, I’m sure, but take it from us. We wouldn’t mislead you.”
Pundits on the network spent several hours praising Biden’s performance in the debate that will be held tomorrow night.
“Frankly I don’t see how Trump comes back from whatever happens to him [tomorrow night],” said fellow MSNBC personality Chris Hayes. “The numbers don’t lie, and we’ve got some pretty intense numbers ready to go for Biden after they do this thing tomorrow. You don’t even need to watch it honestly, we’ll just tell you exactly how it goes down.”
As of press time, MSNBC assured viewers that all those times Biden trips over his words tomorrow will be nothing to worry about.
All kidding aside, it will probably be true. Biden just has to show up, be able to stand up, not start yelling or whispering to “ win”. Also, there won’t be a young girl there to distract him.
BULLSHIT BIDEN COULDN’T HIT HIS ASS WITH BOTH HANDS
HE OS AN INCOMPETENT ASS
I’ll go you one better Keith. Biden couldn’t hit his ass with both hands and a flashlight!
MSNBC is a joke and to call any of their ‘anchors’ journalists is a travesty to real journalists.
Not that there are many of them left.
But of course Biden will win..(NOT)… These folks are PSYCHO, er, I mean PSYCHIC..They will feed him the questions, like they did Hilary, and all he has to do is regurgitate the answers that will make him look like a genius. Of course he will look better than he does on most days, but it still will not be enough…Trump will will win the debate because he has better ideas for the country. The folks of this great Republic are finally waking up, and Biden’s days are numbered. November is coming, and all of their cheating will not help in their cause to stay in power. I am concerned for President Trump’s safety, though.
I guess today MSNBC will be back tracking or making excuses for Joe, CNN is the only MSM media company to jump off Biden Titanic sinking ship
You’re probably correct, but I find it almost incomprehensible that he cannot do so, since his head is so far and firmly up his ass. One would think he couldn’t miss. But then, this is Joe Biden we’re talking about. He excels at coming in under a VERY low bar.
Acute cranial inversion.
🔵I’M A PRO-TRUMP🇺🇸 CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE AND BIDEN IS GOING TO WIN THE DEBATE BECAUSE THE DEBATE IS GOING TO BE RIG JUST LIKE THE SHOW TRIAL IN MANHATTAN WAS RIG.🔴
You don’t get it. Anything Biden does will be misconstrued as a cheap fakes. He can do no wrong. Can’t answer a question? That’s because he stutters. Falls down. You will be told he didn’t fall down. You are mistaken. That’s gaslighting. These Dems have it down to a science.
Absolutely, thru the eyes os this network!
This network like many other MSM networks are going to sink along with Biden Titanic.
Maybe Ol Joe will walk over to Trump and give him a good sniff.
True. But the posters here will strongly disagree with you
Well Biden managed to steal defeat from the jaws of victory! This debate will go down in history as the most one sided loss. After shielding Biden’s ineptitude for at least 5 years, we saw, vividly, how far his dementia has progressed. So the question is, who is really running the country? It surely isn’t Biden. And who voted for these staffers who are making policy decisions? No One!
There has been a palace coup and these unelected folks need to go.
The dems have almost no way forward unless Biden releases his backers now or, at the latest, at the convention. Who could step in? The bench is vey thin.
“Biden” has nothing but lies. He has done nothing to help this country. Rather he (or rather Ozero) have tried to destroy it. How the hell can he even debate???
What a bunch of bullcrap! The USA is in deep trouble with the demorats and brain dead people on cnn offering crap every day.
YES! YES!
Why does anybody even care about the mainstream news bogus channel rants raves.
It’ll be on Fox too
You posters know that this is satire, don’t you?
If grammar and spelling suggest anything about critical thinking skills, no, they don’t understand this is satire.
It may be a parody and satire, but I am pretty sure that the conclusions are not wrong. MSNBS probably already has their democrat a** covering talking points all lined up either way. I would like to know what his handlers are going to pump him up with. Oh, and did you see where Killary said, “Just listen to how sincere he will be on women’s rights.” Could someone please tell me is this before he removes his hand from under a woman’s skirt as he did to Tara Reade? Or after he tried to put into place the changes to Title IX? Or before he sniffs and fondles little girl’s hair and other locations? Or after he showered with his 12 year old daughter? Oh, yeah. He will be terribly sincere about what he thinks about women’s rights.
Not sure how anyone can believe anything Trump says. He lies about everything. The poor MAGA crowd and posters here have to come up with bizarre theories to cover his BS.
IDIOT!!!
Everyone knows this is satire, the sad part is that the article is probably spot on!
Just like NY justice? Guilty and now your fine? Oh yes, charges to come,soon..
That little parody with all the Communist News Network dodos pontificating isn’t even mildly amusing, let alone funny! But I guess there might still be am amusing moment anyway, and I certainly hope (and even expect?) The Donald to NOT hold back, but lambaste that buffoon Biden as much and as often as possible! (Whadda farce!!)
I wonder if Brandon will crap his pants, incoherently babble to where nobody will understand him, talk about his uncle that got eaten by cannibals, or talk about how Hunter is such a good boy.
Bias ,corrupt,lying cheaters, per usual though.we did not expect any less from any of you.you wicked people have a fate coming for all you do.you can’t beat the Lord. Anytime someone or something is effected in your life,remember this and the rest of your fake lying bull crap that you spew and how you hurt lives.all of you, all bad media,any bad dems,bad rhino repubs will get what they deserve and not see it coming.the Lord has a wrath too but his is stronger and you do not know when it will be.he closes doors just like he opens doors. easy and swiftly.
Amen.
Couldn’t expect anything else from the fake news. These people think we are stupid.
President Trump is walking into an ambush that will do everything possible to ridicule him, admonish him, and silence him for 90 minutes. The debate is a setup with ludicrous conditions that the left never thought Trump would accept. If he had rejected the obvious trap, they would have declared that he was afraid to debate Biden. Trump shocked them when he accepted. Therefore, they will use every dirty trick they can muster to make Biden look like he’s actually a leader with a sound mind. These deranged people don’t care that the world is watching their duplicitous behavior. They just want to be on record with their leftist cronies for intimidating and abusing the man who consistently, and correctly, refers to them as “fake news.”
President Trump has everything against him, from CNN to the US government. BUT there is one thing in his favor, and it is the most important thing anyone could want. God is still in charge! God can and does use people to show us His power and objective. No one can top that.
Amen.
So sad you view yourselves as journalists. America is starting to realize you are opinionists, swayists, and manipulators. Please return to being reporters of news and keep your opinions to yourselves! It’s not the facts and the unbiased reporting that Americans now want.
We want another Walter Cronkite. Just the news. No opinion, no bias, just the news.
All MSNBC journalists haves to be arrested because they are all traitors. They will be arrested very soon. I want to see them hang! All MSM mouths will also be arrested! Good riddance to bad pennies.
Joe Bidumb couldn’t pour piss out of a Boot with the Directions Printed on the Heel. He is WORTHLESS POS
And they think the American people are that stupid and easy to lie to? Well, some are (Biden’s supporters). But no amount of lying can convince most Americans that Biden is a pathetic zombie with no more functioning brain cells!
And they think the American people are that stupid and easy to lie to? Well, some are (Biden’s supporters). But no amount of lying can deny that Biden is just a pathetic human shell with no more functioning brain cells left!
I knew they would declare Biden the winner, but I expected it to come after the debate, not before. Are these the California psychics?
A little premature are they not? He may win, but then again, he may not.
The MSNBC anchors are just as stupid as Biden. Just like Biden none of them can find their ass with a road map. The only way Biden could win would be to have the debate on the most liberal network there is and he will most likely have problems winning there. He is an educated dumb ass like most of all the democrats like him.
Geez, what a surprise!!! A left-wing news bureau’s announcement that the person they will go down supporting (no matter how pathetic he is) is gonna win the debate. Why on earth would this biased organization even have the gall to do this? Funny. Hey MSNBC folks, the emperor has no clothes!
I wonder if CNN will cut away to a commercial if FJB shits his pants on stage during the debate. If so, Trump should just play it cool and let the public see what they are getting.
With any luck Xiden will have a fatal aneurysm before the show and we’ll all be spared having to watch this moron once again, making a total fool out of himself as he so regularly does.
I fear Biden (rather his handlers) will declare Marshall Law for some made up reason before the November elections unless they are 100% confident they have manipulated at least 81 million votes.
These people are stupid morons. Sanity is not expected from them by anyone who’s sane!
Under what boulder do these mindless twits at MS(DNC)NBC live?