The daily morning talk show The View has announced its latest co-host to join the program: a flaming sack of hot gas.
“Please welcome the newest addition to our team,” said Joy Behar, who’s been an anchor on the show since its debut in 1997. “A garbage bag filled with propane!”
“Isn’t it great?” Behar asked the crowd over thunderous applause. “The bag will be here every morning with us, chopping up the day’s events. We’re not sure if this heaping old bag of gas has anything important to contribute to today’s dialogue, but that’s never stopped us before.”
Members of the studio audience were initially confused by the announcement, but said they’d give the bag filled with hot air a chance.
“Not my favorite casting decision they’ve ever made,” said Laura Walters, who was in attendance. “But actually pretty far from the worst, if you can believe it. The bag of hot air doesn’t necessarily add much to their vapid dialogue, but at least it doesn’t say anything stupid, either. If it continues to sit there and not say anything, the bag of hot air is gonna be my new favorite person on the show.”
As of press time, following an increase in ratings, ABC has announced that The View would soon be replacing Whoopi Goldberg with one of those windsock things.
Yes, any bag of hot air or gas will do to replace the hot air or gas bags. Because they don’t have any other type of audience that works for them. God, forbid they put someone in with common sense or a different point of view! That will never do!
The hot gas came from behars ass. It toxic. And deadly. Behar butt gas. That ain’t even funny, y’all. I think I’ll go barf now
How childish you right winger! Butt gas butt gas!! Ya sound like your 5 years old.you should have put big fat ol behar butt gas with clinkers and dingle berries
Too bad you beat me to the punch on that (butt?)crack about behars ass. Still funny!
The bag is more pleasant sounding than the others. And smells a lot better!
I’d say the gas is from whoopi, butt, that’s not possible because California mandated she wear one of those cow fart collectors. 20% reduction in greenhouse gases.
Jeez! The women on the view don’t look anything like that picture! I’d hit the hot one on the right!
Those old commie bitches just need to go away
Coming next – a pet rock!