Maryland senator eats global cuisine taxpayers eat the bill
In a bold display of international appetite, Sen. Chris Van Hollen, D-Md., boarded a government plane to El Salvador to...
Lorenz Seeks Romance with Mangione on National News
In a jaw-dropping CNN segment, former Washington Post reporter Taylor Lorenz reportedly proposed to Luigi Mangione, the man accused of...
REAL ID shocks nation only nineteen years in the making
With the May 7 deadline fast approaching, Americans are in full panic mode over the requirement to show a REAL...
Hide and seek breaks out during serious policy meeting
In a scene more fitting for recess than politics, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer was reportedly caught playing hide and seek...
Kamala Harris Think Tank Still Searching for First Thought
Former Vice President Kamala Harris is reportedly launching a new center dedicated to "policy and ideas," prompting a flood of...
Unborn Claim Unemployment, Beat System Before Birth
In a shocking reveal that has auditors scratching their heads and taxpayers clutching their wallets, sources have confirmed that the...
Hecklers Overwhelm Governor Walz During Comedy Attempt at Rally
In an unexpected twist at a veterans rally in St. Paul, Minnesota, Governor Tim Walz took to the stage not...
Sheriff’s Ice Bath Detention Plan Freezes Out Sanctuary Law
In a frosty rebuke to California's sanctuary policies, Sheriff Gary Redman of Amador County has declared his own version of...
Rep Crockett Stirs the Pot with Cotton-Picking Statement
In a statement that has both eyebrows and cotton prices rising, Representative Jasmine Crockett has spun a controversial thread in...
Sharpton Seeks Bear Swap, Tags Wrong Soda Brand
In a fervent press conference yesterday, civil rights activist Al Sharpton called for a nationwide boycott of PepsiCo over its...
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