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October 5, 2024
Famous Wookiee and veteran actor Chewbacca has been terminated from all future Star Wars projects after coming out as a conservative in...
President Joe Biden announced on a campaign stop earlier today his intentions to widen his focus and violate some more...
As former President Donald J. Trump’s hush money trial carries on, many have speculated that the courtroom sketch artist is...
Joe Biden has fast-tracked a new relief package to Ukraine that would see millions of dollars airdropped over the country...
White House interns grew concerned earlier today, as they reported that President Joe Biden saw the new Godzilla vs. Kong...
Donald Trump is reportedly narrowing in on his vice presidential selection, reportedly having released five candidates into the woods and...
Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. easily bested Joe Biden in a basic cognitive function test earlier today, despite what...
Democrats gathered and cheered earlier today as President Joe Biden narrowly won a race in which he was the only...
Juan Merchan, the judge presiding over the current hush money trial of former President Donald J. Trump, has reportedly asked...
After totally eating shit onto the Oval Office floor early in the day, President Joe Biden has announced his intention to...