Local authorities in New Mexico have warned that actor and occasional triggerman Alec Baldwin is back in the state filming a new movie.
“We warn everyone to stay a good 50 feet away from Baldwin if they see him in the wild,” said Norman Jones, State Police Chief of New Mexico. “We understand the temptation to go up to a film set and see what’s going on, but make no mistake, this is a dangerous environment for regular folks. Alec Baldwin can blow you away and walk free. It’s happened before, and we’re doing our best to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Just please be safe out there, everybody. We’ll get through this if we stick together.”
As many had anticipated, the upcoming film got off to a rocky start after Baldwin’s first day on set.
“He just showed up and started blasting,” said visibly shaken director Joshua B. Lucas. “He wasn’t even in his costume or anything. He was supposed to be dressed as a cowboy, but he showed up in a suit and just said he wanted to get right to the scene with the gun. He also said that he’d brought his own props, and asked if there were any conservatives on the crew. This is going to be a long two months, huh?”
As of press time, New Mexico authorities have warned residents that if they encounter Alec Baldwin shooting a movie, the best strategy is to hide or stand perfectly still so he can’t see you.
Sounds like Alec is wigged out. What’s he doing running around carrying a handgun. Don’t you think if he is under indictment for a homicide the police should make sure there is no live rounds at his disposal and that he has a permit to shoot at the filming site. instead they say don’t move so he won’t see you. What kind of little boy police do they have in New Mexico. They should get this guy off the streets.