Prominent automakers disclosed to the public today that they are yet again pushing flying cars back for another couple of years, sources confirmed.
“We’re just not ready,” said Mary Barra, CEO of GM. “Look, there’s nothing I’d like more than to blast us into The Jetsons and start selling these babies, but we don’t have the infrastructure yet. There are still no traffic lights up in the air and no gas stations. We’re just waiting on the government at this point, I’m afraid.”
Attendees of the speech were unsurprisingly disappointed.
“Damn, so no flying cars for a while still, huh?” asked audience member Dylan Moore. “This is getting ridiculous. We’ve been in the 21st century for two decades now, and the most futuristic thing about it is how easy it is to gamble on football. Where is all the Star Trek shit already? This is so depressing.”
As of press time, similar announcements had been that confirmed a similar truth about ray guns and teleportation. Damn.
Delayingthem longer will save many more lives. There are no rest areas in the sky!!!!!!
The real reason for the delay was covered by Elong last week. He said, “If you want this thingy to work
correctly, you must hook the pinky wire to the pinky post. This would give you an ‘electrostatic attraction’
They hooked the blue wire to the pinky post and the red wire to the pinky wire. When they turned the key
it let go with a spark fart which is called a Shiff misfire. When this happens, the motor runs to the left or
backwards ( for all of you who don’t know a electric motor turns clockwise or to the right.) It all ends up
spitting out an endless word salad.
Well at least it’s not trying cackle, cackle, to run for president, like a coup-salad loon which already runs bass ackwards, cackle, calckle.
WHAT! Another delay. As a wide eyed kid i read in Popular science magazine (November, 1963?) an article that flying cars were just a year or two away. I have been waiting for too long. This not only open up the air traffic lanes above roads but also opens up marine and government preserve land to use for our high speed daily commute.