In a stunning pivot from politics to punchlines, Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez have teamed up to launch a nationwide comedy tour, aptly titled “Socialize This!”, sources have confirmed.
The dynamic duo plans to bring their unique blend of fiery rhetoric and economic theory to stand-up stages across America, promising to redistribute laughter in a way only they can.
Sanders, known for his impassioned speeches, promises that his jokes will have “99 percent of the audience laughing, while the top one percent remains just as rich.” Ocasio-Cortez, never one to shy away from the spotlight, vows that her anecdotes about Congress will “turn Capitol Hill into Comedy Central.”
The tour promises to be an evening of economic plans disguised as set-ups, with punchlines that hit the wealthy where it hurts. While some political pundits have dismissed the tour as a far-left farce, tickets have been selling out faster than a tax-free billionaire can file offshore.
As of press time, sources say Sanders was seen trying to adjust the microphone stand, complaining it was “rigged for the top one percent,” while AOC warmed up the crowd by live-streaming her dance routines backstage, much to the delight of her Instagram followers.
Only our enemies are laughing The rest of us are ready to take action.
These two are definitely not funny. Who needs enemies when you have democrats and their lap dog supporters
Sounds like Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum.
The really SAD thing about this is that these two rather pathetic “buffoons” are showing the world what they really think of their sworn duties and service to their electorate. They are turning American politics into a circus.
Since many of us laughed at them before this I don’t see a problem
I can hardly wait for the “roasting” to start😂