Following a recent appearance on Late Night With Seth Meyers, Joe Biden has released a new promotional video that shows him hanging out and performing dangerous stunts with the crew of the popular Jackass films, sources have confirmed.
“Hi, I’m Joe Biden, and this is the standard six-foot ladder,” said the 46th President, before beginning the doomed ascension to the device’s upper rungs. “Whoa, I’m gonna fall and bust my ass on this haggard ladder. This is so fucking stupid, why am I even doing this?”
The stunt went awry almost instantly, as not only did Joe Biden fall of the ladder nearly instantly, but doctors have confirmed that a majority of the President’s 206 bones were broken.
“Wow, what a rad dude,” said Dave England, longtime Jackass costar. “I’m scared to do half of the shit they ask me to, and I’m only half his age! I hope I’m still that gnarly when I get to be that old. When we saw that footage of him eating shit on his bike last year, we knew he’d be a good fit for us!”
Jackass fans praised the violent stunt.
“When they made their most recent movie, Jackass Forever, they included some new faces like Michelle Wolf and Jasper Dolphin,” said longtime fan Joe Martin. “It was cool to see some new and more diverse faces. One box they hadn’t checked was someone so decrepitly old that you worry about them doing literally anything. So I think this is a really great idea for a team-up.”
As of press time, Johnny Knoxville nailed Biden in the crotch with a baseball as he was being loaded into an ambulance.
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