In a groundbreaking move that’s stirring up more drama than a season finale of a reality TV show, the NCAA has decided to allow men to compete in women’s sports, provided they update their birth certificates, sources have confirmed.
This new policy, hailed as an exercise in inclusivity, has left athletes, coaches, and fans scratching their heads—or rubbing their eyes in disbelief.
“Transparency and fairness are our top priorities,” stated an NCAA spokesperson, somehow keeping a straight face. Under the new rule, any male athlete can now declare themselves female on paper, swap teams, and potentially dominate the field, court, or pool in women’s sports. Critics are calling it a “biological bait and switch” that could put female athletes at a disadvantage.
Supporters of the policy, however, celebrate it as a progressive step toward equality. “It’s simple: change your certificate, change the game,” commented one enthusiastic coach, already browsing office supply stores for erasers and new ink cartridges.
As of press time, a group of confused parents were seen forming a line at the local courthouse, birth certificates in hand, while a nearby printing shop reported a sudden spike in custom jersey orders.
if men want to pretend they are female, then make then get the snip.if they refuse, then get them out of sports, and put in mental warf.
I AGREE WITH THAT WHOLEHARTEDLY!!!
It seems apparent that these men that wants to compete against women ( the weaker sex ) Can’t win on the men’s team. This is such a shame. I guess this also means that they can go in the women’s changing rooms. Our president will stop this, just wait and see!
the ncaa can go screw themselves, you are STILL breaking the law with President Trump’s orders…women, do not bend, if they still have males on their teams, DO NOT PLAY
Totally agree. The only way this stops is to form a separate mini league forcing these confused girly boys to compete against each other instead of women. It would get them out of women’s sports, locker rooms, the news cycle and make them totally irrelevant.
Get this get any stupider than it has gotten so far. If they cannot compete against their own kind fair and square then they SHOULD NOT COMPETE AGAINST WOMEN PERIOD.
There have been people that thought they could fly. They tried and we all now what happened. Just because these sick people think they are something doesn’t make it true. Even if they do get snipped all they become are men with no penis.
Joan, sadly, most can’t even imagine how close to truth you are with your flying comment !
As far as getting snipped, if they are still men but with no penis…
If they remain Democrats are they still men but with no balls ?
The young men and women who think they can choose their gender with words are sexually confused and have a serious psychological disorder that will follow them their entire lives. Anyone supporting their illogical and life-destroying logic should be horsewhipped.
Stop attending all NCAA events, the money will stop, and we know that’s what keeps the doors open.
Actually, I am surprised it took this long.
Back in early 1970s a transexual in Louisiana wanted to marry a man, but state law disallowed same sex marriage, so “she” had her birth certificate changed and no problem,
So in Louisiana an all boys’ high school (likely unknowingly) has retrospectively graduated a female.
Something I’ve noticed about liberalism over the years is that the need for everyone else to be just like them seems to be more important than the need to be fair and accepting about who people already are. Could that be the reason why liberals, even feminist liberals seem to be siding with people who want to be just like them. ie. men who want to be woman, over people who already are ?
Nuts!!!@
Yep, nuts! If I was on the woman’s team and there was a DeFacto man playing a woman, I’d kick him as hard as I could right in his nuts! Then let’s see if he can compete!
When these transgenders come into the ladies dressing rooms and restrooms
a swift kick in the crotch and they’ll figure out damn quick what their gender is!!!!!
People need to wake up from this weird dream🙏
These FREAKS and WEIRDOS spawn from the Devil
Chop off their bidens!
The mind can do wondrous things – maybe it’s self-hypnosis. Some people convince themselves they are a cat or dog, but the world knows otherwise. What about when someone is hypnotized and given the subconscious “thought” that they are a chicken, and they flap their arms and make chicken noises. That still does not make them a chicken. These people who are purporting to be a different sex than what they actually are need to spend time in a mental institution and get help. Otherwise, maybe the old time carnival “freak shows” should come back. But they need to be separated from the sane and normal public… for the good of everyone.
If they play in female sports chop it off instantly make a momma out of them.
A good kick in the balls will clear up any gender issues they might have- Clint Eastwood
I think this is fantastic! Now these boring women sports will get more exciting. Plus, let’s face it, most of the skilled women athletes are lesbians anyway. So, they may be men anyway. Let the girls stay with something they are good at, cheerleading! God did not want us empowering women. Read your Bible.