The President’s itinerary was radically altered today after Joe Biden reportedly misplaced the keys to Air Force One for the third time this year, sources have confirmed.
“Oh come on,” said Colonel Scott Turner, pilot of Air Force One. “How does this keep happening? Surely there must be someone better equipped to hold onto the keys to such an important aircraft, right? Don’t get me wrong, though. I rack up a lot of overtime when this happens, so I’m definitely not complaining. It just seems insane to pretend it’s not a problem.”
Despite losing the keys somewhere in the White House’s backyard, or maybe it was the garage, major Democrats have insisted that there’s nothing wrong with Biden hanging onto the Air Force One keys going forward.
“This is absurd,” said white house press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “Calls on the President to hand the keys over to someone younger, more charismatic, or who won’t be dead in two and a half years are completely overblown and disrespectful. It’s not a big deal. We’ll just find the keys and reschedule the things the President had planned today.”
As of press time, President Joe Biden has said he will stop holding onto the Air Force One keys when the Lord almighty intervenes and tells him it’s time to stop holding onto the Air Force One keys.
It is time to stop the joking and get down to serious business. Biden in less than 4 years in office has done more distruction to the USA than all the rest of the presidents combined,. Time to put the train back on the tracks and move on or we perish and we won’t be laugh as we go!!!!!
AMEN!!!!
Please name 3 destructive things Biden has done.
Have you been living on another planet?
Nothing like being willfully ignorant. Must be a true traitor democrat.
Economy
Wars
Embarrassment to our country
In cahoots w Ukraine, China, etc.
Giving our tax dollars to Iran.
Refusing to allow Ukraine to participate in peace talks.
I could go on but if you intend to vote, please educate yourself before casting your ballot.
Biden’s asinine reversal of most of Trump’s E.O.s will cover your question. The worst thing Biden did was open the fu*en border and sen announcements. to all 3rd world foreigners to come to the USA for all that free stuff.
Allowing YOU to post destructive rhetoric is all three rolled into one!
I’m not American , but I couldn’t help but wonder in the case of an emergency, loosing the the keys or your car in order to flee pale in comparison of loosing the keys to a massive airplane whe the president needs to leave ASAP ,!!! As for that idiot press Peterson opining on the exaggeration of Biden actually having the Keys in question , is a comedy of errors isn’t it ??
I lost keys before but not to such a responsibility as AIR FORCE ONE! HELLO! Seems like sleepy crooked Joe thinks its just a small matter especially leaving classified documents in a cardboard box in the garage?
You mean he doesn’t trust the pilot/s to
hold on to the keys? Maybe, try having
more than one set !
Can’t say what I want so some one take biden to the train station.
So many people were scared to death that Trump held the keys, yet he protected us. Now Biden looses them and he is suppose to be in charge of our safety?
Not sure what you mean. We were afraid that the psychopath Trump held the keys to the nuclear weapons not Air Force One (we still are). You do know you don’t need keys to start a plane, right?
Biden, similarly, holds the keys to nuclear weapons and this week it was reported he thinks he’s a black woman, he doesn’t want to remember ALL of his grandchildren, he claims to be proud! Of Hunter. No Joe, I’ll take my chances with Trump. What’s curious to me is you libtards somehow always make it about Trump when a report is offered about Biden or anyone else in the Democratic Party TDS?
Time for you to get back to the home & on your meds you FKN MORON!
There were zero new wars when Trumpwas president. We only wish we could say that was still true.
Why would anyone other than a pilot have the “keys” to the plane? Not that keys are needed, as far as I know, I call this post garbage.
I think thos losing keys to AF1 is humor.
It is.
This is satire, a joke. Why is everyone taking it seriously? Enjoy a good laugh and move on.
Another cover-up ! ! !
Biden, fwas attempting a super-short take off . . .
While under full power . . .
He missed 3rd gear . . .
Smashed his knuckles into the dash, breaking the keys clean off ! ! !