Despite passing away from complications due to cancer at the age of 76 earlier this week, a team of OJ Simpson’s lawyers are reportedly working around the clock to try and have his death overturned, sources have confirmed.
“We know things don’t look great for OJ right this minute,” said Roy Marshall, a lawyer Simpson kept on retainer. “But we think we’ve found some interesting loopholes and arguments here. We also have a bombshell about the coroner being racist that we think is gonna throw this whole case upside down. We’re pretty sure OJ’s gonna beat this thing.”
A group of devoted OJ Simpson fans gathered outside of the hospital where he’d allegedly passed, hoping for the eventual release of the controversial athlete-turned-actor.
“Don’t squeeze the juice!” said one of the fans. “OJ is a beloved icon and there’s no way he did any of the things the news is saying he did. Died of cancer? Yeah, right. Let his lawyers work their magic and we’ll see how dead he is. I bet he walks out of this hospital and is playing golf by the end of the day. Just you watch.”
As of press time, the nation anxiously awaited the morgue’s decision regarding the status of OJ Simpson’s death.
IT IS NOT AGAINST THE LAW TO BE RACIST…..AND THE BLACKS ARE THE ONES…WHO ARE MAKING THE WHITES….RACISTS.!!!@
OJ has passed away, just as my Grand-parents, Father and Mother… They are gone…….
What is the issue with OJ’s death? Either he is dead or not.
He was a great football player in the past but hardly a roll model in the present.