A confused and mumbling Joe Biden surprised the country by announcing his candidacy for the 2024 presidency, shortly before being led away by handlers, sources confirmed.
“Please ignore our current sitting president,” explained White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “He was just doing a little prank on everybody this morning, just a little goofing around. Please ignore the rumors circulating that he has no idea what’s going on and still thinks he’s running for re-election in a few months. There’s no truth to that whatsoever, despite what his speech this morning may have made you believe.”
The mixed messaging was confusing for Democratic voters.
“Wait, so is Joe running or not?” asked local Democrat Ted Jones. “Because one minute he’s talking about how he’s gonna whoop Trump in ‘24 and do four more years and all that, and next thing I know they’ve cut off his mic and are insisting to me that he was just joking. This election is just so hard to follow.”
As of press time, Kamala Harris pulled a gun on an interviewer who asked her about the Biden situation.
Joe Biden’s MR/DD Dementia has gone into stage 5. It’s clear he must finish out his term and retire.
IT WAS NO JOKE. BIDEN REALLY THINKS HE IS RUNNING AGAIN FOR 2024. SadLY. THIS ADMINISTRATION IS ALLOWING HIM TO CONTINUE TO TALK NONSENSE LIKE KAMALA HARRIS P
So a satire article is apparently being taken seriously by people. Satire can be missed by a lot of people these days. This is why I always put /S/ after all my sarcastic comments.
there are not enough communicating brain cells to manufacture satire
The main stream media is satire.no different than the Skrape. In fact, the Skrape and their journalists led by Joe King have won more awards for accuracy and honesty than they have. I get all my news here.
Dakotabloe, you are kidding, right? Is this where
Kream jeans-Pierre gets her facts?
The main stream media lies so much they wouldn’t know the truth if it bit them on their behind! You can no longer believe what they say! It is just the announcers opinion and is far from the truth!!
Poor old Joe from Scranton. He does not know if he is running or not, does not know his unelected wife is conducting cabinet meetings, and does not know he is surely going to Hell where all who do what he does go and belong. I almost feel sorry for the poor guy,,,,,,,,, ALMOST.
Biden should be declaring war on the Kameltoe handlers for what they did to him.aaa