A small car carrying an estimated 39 clowns got into an accident this morning, injuring several dozen of the passengers and killing four, sources have confirmed.
“That was easily the craziest thing I’ve ever seen,” said eyewitness Julie O’Neal. “That tiny car went flying through the red light and crashed right into that brick wall. Then the doors opened and you wouldn’t believe how many clowns poured out of that thing. I called 911 and told them to send as many ambulances as they could, but they only sent three. It was chaos.”
Aside from the four confirmed fatalities, the rest of the victims are expected to pull through and have even been a welcome sight for some medical staff.
“One of the more interesting days I’ve ever had here,” said Dr. Leonard Lewis, residing chief of St. Joseph’s emergency room. “It was kind of fun, having all those clowns around here. They were running around and doing bits and cheering up the kids. What a hoot. Normally we just have a bunch of annoying gunshot victims. Good luck getting one of them to juggle.”
As of press time, the families of the deceased have asked that mourners please send flowers that shoot water.
Really slow new day ?
May those that have winged their way from Earth Rest in Peace…to the families, my heartfelt condolences go out to you all…it is very painful to lose loved ones; after 15 years I still have not fully recovered from my loss…know that my prayers are with you that are left behind for those that left…are in a better place.
That was the dnc on way home from their convention.
Oh, that’s excellent!
Oh, the humanity!
I am not a spoil sport, per se; however, there are four families that are hurting badly for this awful accident; losing one’s family is not fun…been there and done that…out of respect we should be writing an RIP and a sympathy note …
A GoFundMe has been started to give a Pounder burger away to any Clowns that show up at a Mickey-D’s. Will also support fart cushions, spinning plates on poles and giant shoes.