Democrats have pledged to victims of Hurricane Helene in the Southwestern part of the US that they will absolutely do what they can for them in the next month or two, sources confirm.
“Yeah, yeah, we’re all really concerned about that,” said President Joe Biden, as the ink dried on new checks for Israel and Ukraine. “Let’s um, let’s circle back on that in a week or two, okay? Are those people without power in the flooded communities going to be okay if we wait a little bit? Oh, you know what? We’re all so busy with this dang election, why don’t we just pencil something in for December? Would that work?”
Victims of Hurricane Helene were grateful for the eventually pledged assistance.
“Oh wow, a few months? That’s not bad at all,” said Connie Prescott, who was stranded on their roof for the last week with their husband and dog. “Luckily Donald Trump delivered some supplies, and that Logan Paul guy from the internet brought a bunch of his energy drinks to us. I’m just so glad that these assholes can help us out until the real heroes get here.”
As of press time, Biden could be heard inquiring whether North Carolina is a red or blue state.
Democrats Pledge to Help Hurricane Victims in the Next Month or Two – The Daily Skrape. WHAT SCUM BAGS THESE PEOPLE ARE!!!
the Democrats in Washington DC are the scum of the Earth. They are usually pathetic in app. I’m just playing sorry no good for nothing. If you people are watching what they’re doing and you think of one instant it there on your side you need mental help ! There is something seriously wrong with you. If you take, these people are looking out for your best interest at heart good guys total opposite.!! They don’t care about you. What’s wrong with you people why can’t you see them for who they really are?
Democrats are mindless fools.
So let’s see if Joe Biden, Kamala Harris and all the rest of the left can do without Food, housing, and all the basic necessities of life for the next two months especially with winter coming on in the mountains. These politicians are sick. And that is being nice.
Would you support a constitutional amendment to burn all of the traitors alive?
Seeing Trump burn would be a pretty big blaze
Hurricane victims do not provide kickbacks from assistance payments and Ukraine and Israel do. It is truly as simple as that.
Well, the democrats would help, but, sorry. FEMA spent their entire tax funded budget on illegal aliens. You know, food, housing and financial assistance. But wait!! If FEMA gets more tax money, they might could give a little bit to the southeast (conservative) states hammered by Helene. The democrat party which used to be merely a bunch of racist bigots, has now become the party of treasonous racist bigots
Unfortunately satire is sometimes closer to the truth than we appreciate🫤! Love ya Joe King
Another “pledge” by Democrats they have no intentions of keeping.
If these poor people finally are rescued to safety, and they get to vote, you know they will not vote for any Democrat, since Biden/Harris said we are broke, their is no money, we spent it all on he wars in other countries, and the rest on illegal aliens in our country. What the hell is wrong with the Democrats? They won’t help if its Republican or Red States. People, America is in trouble. Thank God for Trump, Elon Musk, & Franklin Graham for helping how they could.
Talk about gullible. I have land in Florida I would love to sell you.
I don’t believe you haves pot to piss in. You’re an angry leftist. KMA!
They can’t do what they say!! Where in the southwest part of the United States are they going
to send aid to north Georgia, western North Carolina and east Tennessee??!!
They are sending all the money straight to Ukraine, the jew bastardss, and illegal aliens.
They are sending all the money straight to Ukraine, the jew bastards, and illegal aliens.
I am so sorry folks, I wish I could help, all of you are right! Where is “America First” with the democrats in power? They throw all your taxes money elsewhere, anywhere but to Americans who needs it! Hope everything will change novembre 5!
The truth never lies.
After stammering over a question about what Brandon’s régime was doing about the “storm zone”, He said ” what storm zone? Oh, we are doing everything we can and everybody is happy across the board”. Sick crooked a$$ wipe
The real satire is believing the democrats will do anything that isn’t going to profit them.
The Criminal Cabal called Democrats are a disgrace to the human race