As the championship game approaches, Democrats believe they may have plugged a big hole in their outfield by signing free agent Dick Cheney, sources confirmed.
“This could be just the shot in the arm this lame roster needed,” said Democrats fan Ray Jennings. “They came limping into this match so banged up. They already had to replace their team captain a few months back. It’s just bad, you know? But at least with a signing like this, it shows they’re trying to compete, in some weird way. Not sure Cheney still has the athleticism he did a few decades ago, but we’ll see.”
Cheney greeted Democrats who had rooted against him for years.
“Sorry about all those times we kicked your guys’ teeth in back in the early 2000s,” Cheney said at a press conference earlier today, drawing groans from the audience. “But once I entered free agency, I liked the offer the Democrats made the most. So screw it, I’m supporting Kamala Harris now!”
As of press time, it was rumored that Dick’s daughter Liz may challenge him for the starting Cheney spot in practice this week.
They like folks that have zero skills with a firearm Walz and Dick, a perfect match.
Maybe walz and cheney could go hunting together… problem solved!
Cheney..the name the left excoriated as a traitor and war monger…NOW, he is Pius th 7th.
The OMO..(Obama Media Organization) is dazzlingly in love with themselves and their own bullSchiff
It doesn’t matter if it’s Liz or Dick Cheney….no harm.
I’m wondering….why can’t Harris close the gap on her own…..do they need to bring back all the old politicians to try to bolster her up?
Because Kamala with clothes on is as useful as teats on a boar hog.
As the old saying goes, “no fool like an d fool”. Cheney obviously did not teach his daughter well; now he is following her lunacy.
Both Chaney’s are traitors. They are both irrelevant, useless & a waste of time.
No one cares they flipped to communism.
Ignore them.
Seconded. Cheney is only in it for the money. I’d love to see him convicted of treason, face a firing squad, and get shot right in the face. And that trash daughter of his as well.
“Shot in the arm” misses the mark. It should be “shot in the face!”
The “aptly named ” “Dick” Cheney!