An arrest for driving while intoxicated forced Justin Timberlake to change concert venues last minute and treat others in the drunk tank to an impromptu performance, sources have confirmed.
“The show must go on, baby,” said a visibly tipsy Timberlake, before launching into several hits from throughout his career. “I know I disappointed the thousands of fans that spent their hard-earned money to come see me perform, but hey, at least I can show these other booze bags a hell of an evening. Now who’s ready to have a good time?”
Despite Timberlake’s overall popularity, he didn’t receive the warm welcome he had been anticipating inside the county lockup.
“I can’t believe how wasted I am,” said local drunk Al Wilson, who’d been picked up by police after passing out in an alley. “I could swear I see the guy from NSYNC all hammered and performing for a dozen of us. I gotta quit drinking so much, man. It’s making me see shit.”
As of press time, a frustrated and drunk Timberlake was trying to teach several inmates the choreography to his hit song ‘Cry Me A River.’
drunk driving is not funny justin tinberlake,35000 people killed every year by fools like you!
drunk driving is kid shit!