U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland took his final strut down the red carpet, sources have confirmed, marking the end of his much-publicized tenure that often resembled more of a Hollywood saga than a legal one.
Garland, never one to shy away from a camera flash, turned his last walk into a ceremonial event worthy of an award-season finale.
Dressed in a suit that glittered suspiciously under the gala lights, Garland waved goodbye to his fans and critics alike, pausing dramatically at the end of the carpet to wipe a single, solemn tear from his eye. “It’s been a real show,” he quipped, as photographers captured the poignant moment, already speculating on its meme potential.
During his time in office, Garland had become famous for his lengthy press conferences and suspenseful pauses, often leaving audiences on the edge of their seats. “I might not have been in the movies, but I sure felt like a star,” Garland remarked, making one wonder if his next steps involve an agent rather than a return to the courtroom.
As of press time, Garland was seen signing autographs outside the Department of Justice, while a small group of interns rolled up the red carpet behind him.
Sorry but you didn’t do your job … figure that one out !! NO SPINE and now look what we have to deal with so run away and write a book too 😱
He is a piece of sh*t!
Let’s throw a “gone away party”
Discrase AntiAmerican blowhard embarrassment to all Americans!
Never been a worse DHead ! Your time is done ! Now GETOUT
I hope the door hits him in the ass on his way out
He has certainly been a worthless POS since day one
I’m dreaming of the day that Garland is in prison.
BINGO, as I have correctly asserted that this little peevish imp, “FAUST-I” should be tried for crimes against humanity but the demented, deranged, (D)emon Commie Joe assured that IT wouldn’t face crimes against humanity! That also goes for “The Communist Show Trial”, J6 POLITBURO that too escapes justice! I’ve been “RIGHT” all along even though many think that I’m hyperbolical! PLAY’EM and SLAY’em, that’s what I’m saying and I’ll “STICK TO MY GUNS TOO”! Don’t think we’re out of the woods just because Trump has been elected; these NWO (D)emons aren’t going away, they’ll need to be put away, in my opinion, you’ll see!