California Governor Gavin Newsome has reportedly left his position fully behind as he prepares to run for President in just four short years, sources have confirmed.
“Wow, our entire state is on fire and we literally can’t get a hold of the governor,” said California resident Al Tillman. “I saw him on TV reacting to the election that night, too. It’s so obvious that he’s going to run for President and he’s clearly not even into the whole ‘Governor of California’ thing anymore. And it’s really too bad. This shithole could really use some leadership these days!”
Newsome supporters defended his right to think about what the future held for him.
“Look, he’s a politician, he doesn’t owe us anything,” said fellow Californian Gene Willis. “We all know that Senators and Representatives would all rather be doing something more important, like being President, so why should we expect them to pretend otherwise? We’ll be fine here Gavin, don’t worry about us. Go play the game!”
As of press time, Senator Newsome had asked reporters to start addressing him as Prospective Future President-Elect Newsome instead, if they didn’t mind.
How about a clear message — Hello I am your future President of the United States and after completely making California a complete SHITHOLE and am now ready to do the same to the United States. I also want to rename the United States to the “State of Gavin Newsome a Greater Pile of Shit” I know I will get your vote!!!!!!
AMEN. YOU NAILED THE SITUATION. THE 1960 TYPE CALIFORNIA IS LOST AND ONLY CONTINUES TO DECLINE.
NEWSOME ADDS MORE TAXES AND DOES NOT CARE IT THE TAX MONEY IS SPENT ON REPAIRING AND SAVING CALIFORNA OR ITS PEOPLE. HOMELESS IS MASSIVE! ITS DANGEROUS FOR EVERYONE WITH THE CONDITION OF SIDEWALKS, UNDERPASSES, DOORWAYS OF BUILDINGS! NEEDLES AND FECAL MATTER EVERYWHERE! AND THE ROADS (HIGHEST TAXES TO REPAIR- BUT…) THEY REMAIN UNREPAIRED AND PITIFUL! NEWSOME ‘GIVES’ AWAY (WHO PAYS FELONS IN PRISON DURING COVID??) HE DID.
YOU SEE HOW POORLY HE HAS RAN CALIFORNIA WHY WOULD VOTERS WANT TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES?
Greasy gruesome Newsome. Sultan of sleaze.. prince of perversion. captain cock bite. King of corruption.. more useful things have fallen outta my ass. At least kamel toe had a low gag reflex!
Love your names/descriptions. Come 2028 if the demoncRATs are foolish enough to select him I predict he will be buried by a DeSantis/Vance (or vise versa) ticket. After all he was already demolished by DeSantis in polls once and comparison of how their states are doing it’s the same way.
HELL NO Newsome is NOT going to ever be President. He is a narcissist and he will kill America same as he has in California. We do NOT want to turn into California. Killed businesses, homelessness, crime ignored just to name a few. Honestly I don’t think he has a snowball chance in hell.
Is Newsom a Human Person? He acts like a dumb idoit Dog full of Rabies!!
Kalifornia has truly become the “Land of Fruits and Nuts,” as we used to say in the Air Force. Happy I left there six years ago, and have no regrets. High taxes, high fuel prices, and a rock-solid corrupt gang of politicians who lie to the poor slobs who continue to live there and are forced to pay taxes to support the mess. Newsom would be a perfect candidate for a hair-gel commercial, calling himself “Hollywood.” Maybe he could team up with Hanoi Jane Fonda for a duo gig in 2028. The Dummocrats would love it!
To Gov. Nuesom,just leave California and just run and leavve.
He should relinquish his position to run for president (haha) or should be ousted by recall….make it stick this time!!!! He and his policies are why I left California!!!!!!! Is is a piece of ahit !!!!!
Save your money—-Gruesome!!! Do not waste dumb donor dollars!!! American voters are NOT that frickin’ stupid!!!
Odd, that we have just elected a convicted felon and serial liar, yet we are slamming Newsom as somehow being unqualified. He at least has run a state with the 3rd largest economy in the WORLD? Trump has declared bankruptcy 7 times. The stupidity of the commentors is what is laughable.
You are as Dumb as the Liar and Chief Joe Bidumb must be Related to Dakotahjoe he is just as Lame
Only person who would vote for Newsom is a Dead person mail in Ballot.
Newsom is the biggest fairy ever to f-ck up a state. Doesn’t he realize every other state in America knows how bad his policies in California cesspool destroyed his state business and people are leaving in droves. He bankrupt California and this asshole thinks America is going to vote for his corrupt dumbass policies. He’s worse than do nothing Harris. This has to be a joke if democrats stand behind this asshole it just proves democrats are not for America or the American people. Democrats will never regain respect ever again the democrat party will self destruct within them selves. Americans are sick and tired of their bullish- t they never learn anything that’s why they picked a leader like Trump they will never go backwards. Hang up your hats because you’re fired. Never switch back to the democrats party
No Gruesome newsome!!