Former first lady and 2016 Presidential runner-up Hillary Clinton appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon earlier this week and promised to personally slaughter anyone that doesn’t vote for Joe Biden.
“Remember that one time when I was being cute and said we had to Pokémon Go to the polls?” she asked Fallon, who was doubled over with laughter. “Well I’m changing gears this time. If you don’t vote for democrats, I am going to bring this sledgehammer to your home and bludgeon you to death. I’ve had loose connections to a ton of murders and suicides over the years, but we’re going full mask off these days. Vote for Joe or I’ll fucking kill you.”
Viewers of the interview were shocked at the messaging put forth by the Former United States Secretary of State.
“Wow, really not sure what to do this coming election,” said Tyler Bledsoe, an undecided voter that tuned in to The Tonight Show. “On one hand, I really haven’t been impressed with the job Joe Biden has done. Not one bit. But on the other hand, I’d like to not get murdered in front of my family because I crossed a Clinton. So I definitely have a lot to think about before November.”
As of press time, Hillary Clinton was seen wearing a disguise and purchasing a one-way ticket to Florida.
Killery kill your husband first he cheated on you for years 😱😱😱. I guess he doesn’t enjoy your company 😁😁😁😁. Please moved on President Trump have 100 millions supporters MAGA. Are smart unlike you a big loser . Get it
If you and your MAGA crowd is so smart, how is it that you have not figured out this is not news, but satire. I find the the real comedy in reading the comments, where MAGA folks think these articles are real. Geez, go outside and get some fresh air.
Really? Well, Hillary, I’m right here and I’m NOT voting for “Dead-Head Joe Biden”! Better dig two graves before you come……………….
Hillary you,.might as well put more blood on your hands…your remarks show what a “Deporable ” individual you are, I’m voting for EVERY REPUBLICAN running in my area, so bring your ass on down..
Think REPUBLICANS should unite and have her charged with threatening our lives.. as the democrats say “NO-ONE is above the law”
Old ugly and Turkey neck . Killery kill your husband first, he cheated on you for years. 😄😄😄. You are a jealousy person . Moved on . President Trump have millions supporters. Please don’t call Maga uneducated , unlike you a big loser . Go to church and pray for your sins and washed your fat ugly face on the holy water when you come in. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Phuck Hillary Clinton. God knows Bill isn’t.
I would take her seriously. Between her and Bill, they are in competition with Vladimir Putin for the longest ‘kill’ list.
This fool thinks she is important.She needs to get off her high horse and spend her time with her family
Killary is more pathetic every time she opens her big ass pie hole!
My PISTOL OVER (TRUMPS) YOUR HAMMER,BITCH
.IM WAITING.
Don’t blow her off. Bill and her are in a contest with Vladimir Putin to see who has killed off the most people who have crossed them. The ‘Clinton Kill List’ is growing all the time.
Bring it on I have nothing else to do.
We will Never VOTE for a democrat for the rest of my life
Did Hillary just make a mass murder confession? Lock her up now!