In a stunning display of immigration enforcement zeal, Trump’s border czar Tom Homan was reportedly seen deporting the entire White House staff, sources have confirmed.
The move comes as part of a sweeping initiative to demonstrate the administration’s commitment to its stringent immigration policies, even if it means turning the White House into a ghost town.
Homan, who has never shied away from controversy, was observed rounding up aides, cooks, and even landscapers, questioning their citizenship status with a megaphone in hand. “If you can’t show me a birth certificate, you’re getting on the bus!” Homan was heard shouting across the South Lawn, as bewildered staff members scrambled for their documents.
The drastic action has left the White House eerily quiet, with reports of a lone tumbleweed blowing through the now-empty West Wing. President Trump praised the move, tweeting, “Never been quieter. Very productive morning without all that noise!”
Critics have called the mass deportation an overreach, while supporters argue it’s just tough policy in action.
As of press time, Homan was last seen checking if the Lincoln Bedroom had proper documentation, vowing to make it “the most legally compliant room in America.”
