Following what appeared to have been a long weekend, a disheveled Hunter Biden resumed his trial this week by asking the judge if she could loan him 20 dollars, sources have confirmed.
“Mr. Biden, I will order you to go back to your seat,” said Judge Maryellen Noreika, after a clearly hungover Hunter Biden wandered up to the bench and quietly asked her to help him out of a jam. “I don’t care about the guys you got mixed up with this weekend, and I certainly don’t want to hear about your new girlfriend that you met Saturday night. Regardless, this matter doesn’t pertain to the charges at hand, and I will ask Mr. Biden’s attorney to help keep him focused on today’s proceedings.”
Despite the judge’s stern warning, Biden continued to work the room, attempting to borrow money from anyone who would let him.
“He kept throwing notes at us,” said one member of the anonymous jury. “And they said things like ‘GOT 20 BUCKS? NEED HELP WILL PAY BACK THURSDAY (OR FRIDAY).’ What is Hunter Biden thinking? Everybody’s in here trying to conduct a serious trial and he’s acting like an entitled crackhead. That’s not like him at all.”
As of press time, Hunter Biden loudly celebrated in the courtroom after finding 20 dollars in his shoe.
This disrespectful piece of garbage needs to go to prison.if it was me or another citizen we would have already been put away. The Biden family is so corrupt and have been forever. Put father and son in the same cell.
YES BOTH SON AND FATHER ARE CROOKS AND BELONG IN JAIL
Put them both in prision.
AMEN! ALL the Biden family needs to be in Prison! ……. TRUMP 2024
Totally agree!
Ditto!!
Sounds like a chip off the old block. Joe must be proud.
The apple
Joe has publicly stated how proud he is of Hunter.
Didn’t Daddy say that Hunter is the smartest man he knows???? That sure limits his “smart men” crowd.
If it were any one else including Trump there would have been a gag order and contempt of court plus jail. No one is above the law is Joe Biden’s theme phrase anymore but when it comes to a Biden it’s a Not me but thee situation. Why are they letting him get away with being drunk or high in a courtroom. Sure is proving to America that he is a special privilege person. Every one should ask that’s in court do we get special privileges like Hunter Biden! Bidens equal corruption
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I thought Hunter Biden was on probation and ordered not to drink alcohol and drugs maybe they should start testing him like everybody else what a horrible human being anyone else would have been jailed by now stop coddling him
The Daily Skrape is satire, not real news.
hunter has NO RESPECT for anyone- not the judge -not the law -no one but himself
just like his father
and making a mockery out of the court totally disrespectful POS
Just FYI, this article is satire, not news.
He’s acting like an ass so he can see if they can use it to his favor for being a druggie and a drunk. Don’t fall for his b******* this man needs to be put in jail I don’t care who’s he is, like his dad said no one’s above the law
He knows if the jury convicts ( highly unlikely), no matter what happens, daddy will pardon him.
the monies this country has spent on this intitled, obvious piece of shit is one of the reasons this country is where it is at. everyone knows he’s guilty but the so called trial keeps going and taking the time out of what’s really important. THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES that pay the taxes. anyone else, would already be in jail. FUCK HIM AND HIS P. O, S. no done nothing in his life dad.
With all of the destruction that the left has done in the United States and the most of the industrialized countries in the world have given me the resolve that I will always vote against the progressive left and try and sway anyone who I can get to listen within an earshot of me. I have taken an extreme passionate hatred towards anything on the left and won’t even consider ideas that may be useful because of the destruction they caused this world. The leftists lie, twist and manipulate anyone and anything they can to get people to believe their nefarious agenda. While they make it sound like they have good intentions The Road To Hell Was Paved With Good Intentions.
Did I miss something? The story about the $20 and has possibly been hung over did not make TV news reports? I’m surprised it has not: maybe I missed it but I don’t think so. I don’t watch all the news channels, but this is something I would’ve thought would be brought up for those who are reporting what’s going on in the courtroom. Truly if this is true, it shows how irresponsible Hunter Biden is. Is he looking to get some kind of Reprieve based on mental illness?
The news (as you call it) isn’t the news. They are just the propaganda arm of the Democratic party.
What’s really telling is how many thought the story was credible!
It’s probably more accurate than you know.