Eyewitnesses have confirmed that Joe Biden clearly was mistaking Oprah Winfrey for Kamala Harris all day at a recent rally.
“There’s your next president right there,” said Biden, taking the stage shortly after Winfrey introduced him at a Kamala Harris fundraiser being held in New York. “My god, the things I’ve been through with that woman these last four years, I’d trust her to do anything. If you don’t vote for her, you’re handing the keys over to someone very, very out of touch with the world, and there’s no telling how dangerous that could be.”
Although it was barely acknowledged by the media, several crowd members noticed the glaring mistake.
“Wow, poor Joe doesn’t know anything, huh?” asked audience member Louis Carlson. “I mean, it was one thing when he performed so poorly at the debate they yanked him for being incompetent even though he was still the sitting president for a while longer, but it’s even worse to mistake Kamala Harris for Oprah Winfrey. Come on, man. Get your head out of your ass.”
As of press time, Biden was spotted ordering a drink from his wife Jill, clearly mistaking her for a waitress.
I thought this was a satire site !! I wanna laugh,!! If I want the news, I’ll watch fox or news max. Wtf! Where’s the Skrape? Com’on!! Bring back the satire!!!!
If you laugh, it shows you’re Racist; if you don’t laugh, it shows you’re Racist; if you didn’t see it, it’s because you’re Racist. or else that’s a very Racist thing you’re thinking (we can tell). All the keyboards out there aren’t racist, but I’m not sure about those 88 keys.
I like the way you think. Obviously, I am a Racist.
How much longer do we have to see this old bag ?? I was so happy when she left the MSM networks for her own so I didn’t have to see her.
It’s all good! After Kamella toe town hall, Oprah registered as a republican. I hope she keeps talking. Now I know zombies are real!
It amazes me how some people can be so narrow minded and so cruel. President Biden cannot help his mistakes. He has a disease. My husband died with dementia, and he did everything he could to cover it up and act normal. Pres. Biden gave his life to politics, and he deserves respect, not nasty comments. Say nice things or don’t say anything. I am so tired of the nasty rhetoric and bullying. How can we teach our children not to do these things when everyday they see and hear it from adults. Why don’t adults grow up and act like adults?
Joe biden does not want to work. He got into government because he could make a lot of money easily. He sold out America and the American taxpayer. He’s a traitor. Jill should never have let his dementia riddled ass run for president, bud she’s a greedy nasty gash bitch.
Joe Biden is a corrupt senile POS!! In his to 50 years in politics he has accomplished absolutely nothing.His legacy will be stealing the moniker worst president in US history from buffoon Jimmy Carter.He is a liar,a grifter and a plagerist.
Right, he can’t help it because he has dementia, BUT WE ARE SCARED ABOUT WHO IS RUNNING OUR COUNTRY BECAUSE OF THAT DEMENTIA. IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH THAT, YOU SCARE ME. We lost my mother-in-law to Lewey Body Dementia, BUT, I still want to know why Biden isn’t kicked all the way out of office because he cannot make decisions, especially with wars going on all our the world.
LOL! You’ve got this Sarcasm bit down perfect! I can’t compete against that.
I’m so sorry to hear about your husband. But he was not running the country. What if he was an auto mechanic and screwed up your brakes, and you had an accident and hurt or killed people? Multiply that by thousands, and that’s biden leaving Afghanistan.
I gave up using “Let’s go , Brandon !” and “FJB” materials. The sentiment has been so much better carried out by DNC leadership . Better than anyone could have dreamed.
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You obviously just admitted yourself that Biden has the disease of dementia! Then tell everyone why the hell is he still in office as President of the United States? He has to go NOW and then I guess the laughing hyena would take over. Then we can see beforehand how well and in what way she’s going to implement all these all these campaign promises, BEFORE THE ELECTION! Let her prove what a MORON she is!
I can barley look at Joe as I see my late father in him. You can see in the eyes that no one is home. Yes, not sure why they have not replaced him. I thought for sure that would have been the plan years ago. My husband and I pray regularly for our country as they way it is going, us middle class folks are going to be broke as goats soon and being forced into a crappy universal healthcare system. But eh, any gal can get a free abortion at any point and any incarcerated or undocumented person can get gender reassignment surgery all on us. Please ppl…wake up.
The democrat and liberal traitors have no problem making all kinds of derogatory statements about Trump, but tell the truth about Biden and they start crying. If you voted for Biden, you should be on death row, awaiting execution.
As a high ranking member that wears pointy white hats, Biden has a hard time keeping the eye holes straight to allow him to see.
I don’t think he remembers the kkk … he probably thinks he’s a cone head from SNL.