In an unconventional twist to immigration enforcement, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has recruited wrestling legend Junkyard Dog to head up the state’s latest crackdown on illegal immigration, sources have confirmed.
Known for his formidable presence in the ring, Junkyard Dog plans to bring his unique brand of law and order to the Florida coastline.
“Who better to tackle this issue than a man who has made a career out of tackling people?” DeSantis stated at a press conference, where Junkyard Dog made an entrance wearing his signature chain collar and wielding a custom-made gavel. The plan, dubbed “Operation Body Slam,” aims to deter illegal immigration by showcasing the wrestler’s intimidating moves at key entry points across the state.
Critics have slammed the move as a ridiculous stunt, while supporters argue that “it’s about time we got creative with our border policies.” Junkyard Dog himself was brief, offering only, “When it comes to protecting our borders, I’m ready to rumble.”
As of press time, local tourism boards were considering incorporating Junkyard Dog’s patrols into their promotional materials, touting Florida as “the safest state—because who would mess with the Dog?”
Excellent decision! The public needs to help this effort by exposing illegals to this agency, led by Junk Dog, when they find them. It’s called teamwork! DeSantis needs to advertise the phone number that the public can use to report the location of illegals.
We need to have dog the bounty hunter also
Add in the Lone Ranger, Dirty Harry, John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn.
Untill we get them back, go Tom Homan ‘Border Czar’ round them up.
If by chance, you pick up 2 or 3 Left-Wing Governors, ship them also.
Get rid of all those immigrants. Cause we won’t mind spending $10 on a bag of oranges. You think meat costs a lot now, just wait until there are not any immigrants to work the slaughter houses. But hey, at least there will not be any crime. Morons.