Presidential nominee Kamala Harris announced her running mate earlier today, an unknown yet oddly familiar politician named Moe Schmiden, sources confirm.
“It’s the strangest thing,” said local reporter Clark Wooden. “I’ve never heard of Moe Schmiden, but he seems awfully familiar. Something about the way he started sniffing that little girl’s hair triggered a memory, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Also, if this Moe Schmiden character is so good, how come we’ve never heard of him before? Something is fishy here.”
Despite the scrutiny of the media, Democrats stood by the inexperienced politician.
“Listen to me,” said former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. “Moe Schmiden is the future of the Democratic party. He may be clinging to life and barely able to string together a sentence, but we don’t think that’s necessarily an obstacle to performing your civil duty. I mean look at me, Mitch McConnell and Dianne Feinstein!”
As of press time, VP nominee Moe Schmiden went to ride away on his bicycle and wiped out.
Moe Schmiden, aka\Joe Biden??????????
Needed a good laugh today thanks
Me too. Thanks
It’s Funny, I felt that Kamala’s choice would be something that would bring the President and the Vice President back together.
What a Pair!
I think this choice is something!!!
Our country is very very fortunate!!!
Therefore, SO is the WORLD!!
are you insane … we are doomed with these two .lefty
I always thought that we would lose this Admirable ADminISTRATION if “JOE bowed out!
I certainly HOPE and Pray that
Harris & Biden
Will be the Democratic CHOICE!!
better have your brain checked
I hope,pray,keeping the faith donald trump will be gods choice on 85,000,000 straight red ballots! and i plead psalm 35 over donald trump!
Go Trump!! Dumbocrats are liers that will kill us
Well you Trumpers are experts on liars.
Democrats are the liars!!!
HOW CAN MOE EVER LEAD OUR COUNTY??? YOU CAN TELL THIS IS A DUMBOCRATS IDEA?? GOD BLESS OUR NEXT PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WHO SHOUD HAVE BEEN OUR PRESIDENT FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS! OUR PRAYERS GO OUT FOR PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP AND VICE PRESIDENT J. D. VANCE TO TAKE OVER OUR COUNTRY THAT IS IN A REAL MESS! GET RID OF THE DEMOCRATS BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL FOR OUR COUNTY AND CAN’T LEAD OUR COUNTRY WITH THESE IDIOTS!
correct … Trump 2024
I am sure our next President Donald Trump will be our President to make our Country proud again.
Please vote for Donald Trump. Kamala Harris was not do anything to our Country as VP she like Biden.
Lousy candidate Kamala Harris.
That’s almost as funny as the article. Unfortunately I think you mean it.
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE. EVERYTHING SHOWN IS ABOUT BIDEN
Too funny!! 🤣🤣🤣
To Dakotahjoe why don’t you wake up and check out the facts and not just take what the fake news wants you to believe. Don’t set yourself up to look as stupid as they think you are. Honey you need to start checking things out
LOL She doesn’t want ANYONE to outshine her…..pro’bly why she broke up with her “stepping stone” old man that got her the SF job.
Thanks for putting Harris’s rise to fame out there! Hopefully a lot of other people know how Willie Brown moved her up the ladder. It sure wasn’t for her intelligence. They don’t call her heels Harris for nothing.
Madame Cum A Lot from Camelot.
I don’t think this guy exists. I tried to Google him and nothing shows up by that name. Just the Democrats trying to pull another one over on the American people, correct that, the stupid Democrats that believe anything the Democratic Party tells them. They are already the slaves that they really become if the Democrats keep the White House for four more years. Please, God, deliver us from Democratic Party slavery and oppression.
The Librturd way is LIE ALL THE WAY
Ecclesiastes 10:2 explains it all. “A wise man’s heart is directed to the right. A fools heart is directed to the left.” When they use the word “left” or “right”, they are using words right from the Bible whether they believe it or not.
Feinstein is dead.
NEVER HEARD OF THIS GUY?