A California judge has ruled in favor of a long-gestating court case, allowing doctors to proceed with the abortion of a local 364-month-old fetus.
“Whoa, they’re gonna do what?” asked 30-year-old Hank Bremerton, upon learning of his imminent abortion. “Look, I realize that when my mother got pregnant with me times were tough and she wasn’t sure if she wanted to keep me, but I’m a college graduate with a kid of my own on the way. Just because the lawmakers are saying this is okay doesn’t mean it won’t be murder!”
Despite the objections of the cranky fetus, Laura Bremerton said she’s relieved at the hardships the prolonged abortion of her son will alleviate.
“Thank god,” she said. “No more sending him a few hundred dollars every time he needs a little help. Kids are such a pain in the ass, I swear. Thank god I’m being allowed to just get rid of Hank rather than accept the responsibility that comes with being a parent. I tried that for 30 years and I gotta say, it wasn’t for me.”
As of press time, Laura Bremerton had put her disappointing 27-year-old daughter Gloria up for adoption.
I still say, just because someone is to lazy to use birth control, protection, is no reason to allow them to have an abortion. Abortion should only be allowed on cases of rape, incest, or thr fetus puts the mothers life in danger. There is no other reason for an abortion. Put the child up for adoption if you don’t want it. Most importantly use protection, birth control, if your going out to get laid.
Remember to spay or neuter your liberal!
Why would this story be of any interest to anyone with an IQ over 10?
You’re 100% correct. It was written precisely for you.
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Abortion should be banned. There are so many other options of having to be adopted dropping them off at the church. You don’t have to murder a baby and anybody that should go to jail.
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Hank has put on blackface and is seeking reparations.
Funny! But this will continue as long as Hillary aborts her enemies. Look at what almost happened to Paul Pelosi. Abortion by hammer!
At 364 months, the kid is over 30 years old.
This sounds like Retro-Active Birth Control!