A group of anonymous liberals has reportedly delayed their plans to storm the White House during inauguration day after discovering the sheer amount of time spent outside the whole thing would require, sources have confirmed.
“Oh man, there’s no way we can do it from our phones or something,” asked group leader Matt Tisdale. “Could we maybe get some people on Postmates or DoorDash or something to do it? Ugh, I hate logging off. I might miss some good tweets or Facebook posts. Plus, I haven’t been outside since March. I don’t think my skin could handle that amount of sun at this point. We better call the thing off and just keep making our little posts. That’ll show them we mean business.”
The canceled plan came as a relief to Washington D.C. security officials who’d been warned of a potential threat come inauguration day.
“Thank god, I didn’t want to go through another January 6th,” said security agent Walter Williams. “Although, I’m not gonna lie, cutting through those soyboy liberals like butter would’ve been so fun. On second thought, now I’m kind of sad. Nothing ever really happens around here. That would’ve been a real hoot. Too bad those libs are all so frightened of the real world, I guess.”
As of press time, the group of liberals had started some online petitions that were getting a bunch of signatures so far.
Notice how blm and antifi got away with their riots and burning building and nothing done about it. But now, if you were a Trump support that had a sign in your yard in North Carolina. Fema was told to by pass them and don’t help them.theres the corruption by. The d.c. cabal clowns. And they don’t understand how Trump won? You can’t fix stupid.
But you can vote it out!!!!!
Thank GOD that Trump was elected, and plans to lessen and/or eliminate the costly and unnecessary BUREAUCRACY that defies the Constitution are now in motion. Returning CONTROL of our lives is long past due, and politicians who wish to destroy the Constitution should be dragged out of office and made to get REAL jobs. Democrats are little more than Communists in disguise.
you just described the majority of the US Congress!!!!!!!!!!!
But not for long !
I don’t think there are enough jobs at fake stream media to accommodate al the leftist lunatics in government.
Perhaps if we had another McCarthy to rid this Country of the Communist in this Country????
We live in a country where you can do anything you want except crimes and still these liberals are complaining, why don’t they move to Russia or other communist country and be happy. Can’t they see that because of what we are thousands want to move to our wonderful USA. These are communist people that have had their brain washed who wants to bring our country down.
I just read that Harris wants a recount and she’s asking for donations….
I will happily donate the contents of my toilet to her efforts.
The kitty box, too.
Got some dog waffles out in the yard, think she’ll need them?
Perhaps if every true American sent her their droppings – but then the White house would nothing but droppings!!