A local jury found in favor of a man suing his dry cleaner, declaring him the full winner of the suit in question, sources confirm.
“My lawyer said there is no way he was gonna lose this suit, and I’m just so glad he was right,” said Troy Clifton, holding up the blazer and pants combo that he alleged was returned to him with a spaghetti sauce stain from Joey’s Dry Cleaners downtown. “He also said he usually focuses on bigger cases, like injuries and divorce, but when he read about the details of my suit he just couldn’t pass it up.”
The hotshot lawyer bragged about his prowess in the courtroom.
“Never lost a suit, not gonna start now,” said undefeated prosecutor Andy Hartman. “It doesn’t matter if you have an issue with a laundromat, a dry cleaner, a tailor, or a seamstress, come to me and I’ll make sure you win your suit, and whatever other shoes or hats might be included in the case as well!”
As of press time, it was revealed that Clifton owed $38,000 in legal fees, far outweighing the original cost of the suit, which is now permanently stained.
Glad to see, Jack Smith has a new job.
Did anyone really believe biden wouldn’t pardon his tweaker criminal co conspirator son? Lying leftists all work the same way. They think people on the right are too busy working and paying taxes to notice that everything coming out of their mouths are a lie. If they spent as much time on honest work as they do stealing and plotting against America they might be successful. Moral degenerate perverted commie rat bastards.what would you expect from a sick turd who showers with his daughter?
Not to mention influence peddling for money or taking classified documents he was not legally allowed to do (a felony Bidung clearly did).
Al, tell us how you really feel!!
Ok, Joe felches Jill after hunter is done.