In a bold display of international appetite, Sen. Chris Van Hollen, D-Md., boarded a government plane to El Salvador to sample the local pupusas—thick corn tortillas stuffed with cheese and political symbolism—before promptly flying back home, sources have confirmed.
Billed as an “official diplomatic visit,” the senator’s trip included a brief stop at a small eatery in San Salvador, a photo op with an apron-clad cook, and a quick press statement about “building bridges one delicious bite at a time.” No agreements were signed, and no terrorists were returned, but he did get extra curtido to go.
Critics say the trip was little more than a taxpayer-funded food blog post, while supporters praised his “commitment to international flavor.” When asked about the cost, one aide simply replied, “It was cheaper than flying to San Francisco.”
As of press time, Van Hollen was seen researching flights to Italy after discovering gnocchi wasn’t just a rumor.
Van Hollen and the rest of his Democrat compatriots ENJOY spending other people’s money.
What in hell is wrong with you! Van Hollen went to see the notorious prison, CECOT, in El Salvador where Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia was illegally sent. He was accompanied by Mr Garcia’s lawyer, Chris Newman. They were forced to turn back by the military. Remember Garcia was illegally abducted and no one has heard anything about his condition since he was abducted.
He is a criminal who beat up his wife along with being a horrible gang member. Are you nuts? Nobody wants this idiot in America you have one ounce of sense.
Thankfully there are some virtuous people in El Salvador, unlike the judge who demanded that he be returned. He is a criminal with arrests records there, one of which for is beating his wife. Why do you support such criminal ?
He is an MS13 gang leader that abducts, rapes, traffics and murders little girls you insane piece of human trash.
He was not “abducted”. He was arrested and deported after not one but two federal judges found him to be a terrorist that entered the country illegally.
That’s called the rule of law which half wit Dumocrap imbeciles like you like to ignore.
Don’t eat that grandma, it is pure horse manure
that’s because we don’t care about garcia. he’s out of the USA that’s all we care about. they all need to go
Marsha
Say hi to your husband for me
Marsha sadly you have been duped again!