In a decision that has foreign policy experts and geography buffs scratching their heads, Biden-appointed Judge Amir Ali has reportedly mandated the Trump Administration to fork over $2 billion to Lesotho, a country so obscure that many are scrambling to find it on a map, sources have confirmed.
The ruling, part of a broader initiative to enhance U.S. diplomatic relations with lesser-known nations, has left many in the administration baffled and Google searches for Lesotho spiking.
“Lesotho? Isn’t that a brand of pasta?” joked one senior official, illustrating the general confusion around the small African kingdom known more for its high-altitude terrain than its geopolitical clout. Critics argue that the move is less about diplomacy and more about Judge Ali’s ambitions to put Lesotho on the map—literally.
The funding, unexpectedly diverted from USAID, is supposed to support Lesotho’s development projects, including an alpaca farm and a new capital city designed by Minecraft enthusiasts.
As of press time, travel agencies reported a sudden surge in ‘Lesotho heritage tours’, while a baffled Trump tweeted, “Lesotho? More like Lesoth-no! Who approved this?”
Pork in a bill? By who?
If nobody has heard of it,maybe it’s the name of a funnel on the democ RATS retirement shoebox,sounds a little fishy to me.
Maybe find out if the judge has family there. Or financial interests.