Consumers across the country are reportedly confused as to why their newly purchased toasters need to integrate AI technology, sources confirm.
“Hey, I’m really just trying to make some toast,” said Frank Walker, who’d just upgraded his toaster after the old one he’d had forever finally fritzed out. “It keeps recommending different websites and recipes and stuff to me, and I really, really just need to make some toast. Is there a way to tell the company that makes this that nobody could possibly want these features?”
Though facing heavy criticism for its seemingly unnecessary use of Artificial Intelligence, executives that came up with the AI toaster defended it.
“This isn’t just a toaster, it’s so much more,” said Samsung CEO Han Jong-hee. “Think of it as a portal into the future of what is truly capable at breakfast. It’s time to reimagine what you thought was possible, while entrepreneurs and innovators like us disrupt the breakfast space and leave it better than we found it. Breakfast as you know it is about to get flipped on its head.”
As of press time, Walker decided to just eat some cereal instead.
Hilarious, but it makes a point. Real genius makes things simple and uncomplicated.
We don’t want ANYTHING but a TOASTER – PERIOD! . . .
AI for anything but science related issues and processes is nothing but “government spying and control”. Because AI is supposed to be “a machine oriented” thing that people will accept “as a good thing” IT IS NOT !!! All that AI really is outside of the science field is “socialism / communism” injected into society for the purpose of indoctrination and control of the masses through constant propaganda. This is the “Big Brother” stuff promised in the book Animal Farm !!. They did this to everything that carries the word “SMART” before the device name. First it was TV’s. Now every TV sold is constantly listening to sounds in the room of your home. Collecting the audio and transmitting it to a government agency like NSA. The SMART feature is sold to us as a good thing. Good only in terms of the government is now a constant visitor in your home. listening to every word you speak even when the TV is “not turned on”. Humanity got along perfectly fine for thousands of years without governments. But once Obama promised us that “much better TV experience”. and forced the change from analog to “digital” we have been put under total government surveillance. Obama was born into and raised in a communist home. What do you expect from a guy whose goal was to “fundamentally change America” ??? Communism is what he meant all along. And we have been on that path ever since.
I agree. The government bastards just want to spy on us and make sure we don’t burn them alive as they richly deserve.
For us in “Red States”, the only answer is to secede. The “Old South “ is viable as a separate country (minus Virginia), especially if we then control the Mississippi River. That gives us control over the Missouri and Ohio rivers. Choke points of transportation and commerce. Plus we are energy self sufficient. Eject the Feds…NOW. The only other option is submitting to oppression.
And the toaster says “I’m sorry Dave. I can’t do that!”
(The toasters name is Hal2000.)
I’d take a toaster that would poach and egg or make eggs Benedict with rye!
I’d take a toaster that would poach an egg or make eggs Benedict with rye!