Democratic insiders have confirmed that former President Barack Obama and former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi met in private recently to flip a coin that would determine which of them has to inform Joe Biden that his time as presidential candidate has come to an end.
“It’s how we’ve always handled things in the Democratic party,” said Obama. “We don’t really have any coherent visions or ideas, we just flip a coin and do what it tells us. For more complicated matters we whip out the Magic 8-Ball. This is why we change our minds about everything all of the time. We never believed in anything in the first place!”
The coin toss will be held privately, although the results will be revealed live on MSNBC, shortly after the news is broken to Biden.
“It’s really sad that it’s come to this,” said Pelosi. “But sadly Joe Biden is the last person to realize how unfit for office Joe Biden is. Neither of us wants to be the one to break the old bastard’s heart, so we’re flipping a coin. Same way we picked him to run in 2020.”
As of press time, President Joe Biden had wandered into the room and asked everyone how they got the coin so shiny.
Every body knows by now, Biden is not running anything here in Americ, it is Clintons, O’bamas, the Kerrey’s, th eGores or anyone else with big money like the Soros’s.
If there is truth to this report, it is clear that at least the Democrat Party, if not the Republican Party as well have completely abandoned the principle of the “Elected Official” via the legal voters of this country.
Actions that we have seen recently, and continue to see demonstrated, appear to confirm the disdain these Politicians, from both sides of aisle have for us, the pesky voters that they need to sway, con and control to achieve their personal agendas.
I personally don’t consider Trump a Republican, I consider him a constitutionalist.
We need someone who is committed to the safety and prosperity of our country. To do that they need …TO FOLLOW THE CONSTITUION AND ENFORCE THE LAWS OF THIS COUNTRY.
I personally do not have confidence in either party for that to be accomplished.
If “We The People”, truly want to change the direction of out country, WTP need to step up, stop being complacent and apathetic.
EVERY VOTE COUNTS, especially when illegal votes are being cast. Since approximately, the early sixties our country has been under assault from within, meaning that to the best of my recollection (in over 60 + years) there has not been an election without some sort of fraud involved. When this is discussed, disregarding statements are made. such as; “There was not enough fraud to make a difference”. Not good enough. The miscreants that are voting illegally need to be met with the consequences of the law(s) they have broken. As well as the bureaucrats and the “elected” officials that have enabled them.
Please tell me you are being sarcastic when you say, “If there is truth to this report”. First of all, this is a SATIRE site! Secondly, how anyone could even consider this being real, should probably not be allowed to vote. Although I agree with the rest of your missive; please don’t insult your own intelligence by those first seven words.
These two are just making it worse for the Communist Democrat party to rule America by tyranny telling Joe Biden not to finish the Campaign and lose.
Especially if they are considering Michelle Obama or Gavin Newsom (who has caused the final death knell of California) to replace him on the ticket. They will wait until after the national convention, letting Joe be the winner, and then he will step down due to poor health. That way, the convention is over, and they can name anyone they want to install.
Boy is he gonna piised when he finds put!
Boy is he gonna piised when he finds out!