In an audacious move that has fiscal watchdogs barking, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has self-published a new book titled “How to Make $250 Million on a Salary of $225K or Less,” sources have confirmed.
The book promises to unveil the secrets of amassing a fortune while on a public servant’s salary, blending personal anecdotes with advice that some might consider, at best, ethically gray.
Pelosi, who has long been scrutinized for her financial acumen and timely stock trades, describes her investment strategies, real estate ventures, and a little-known congressional coupon book in her latest literary effort. “It’s all about timing,” Pelosi winks in Chapter Three, referring to both legislative sessions and market fluctuations.
Critics have called the book a master class in legal loopholes, while supporters hail it as a guide to financial independence for underpaid public officials. “Why lobby when you can invest?” Pelosi quips in a chapter dedicated to tech stocks.
As of press time, the IRS had reportedly ordered bulk copies for training purposes, while several watchdog groups were busy drafting legislation titled “The Pelosi Act” to close the loopholes outlined in Chapter Seven.
I actually thank goodness it was pelosi telling how, because kamela’s would have to have been an x-rated audio book: “How I orally profited while also succeeding being a politician.”
This is just another Amazing Trip Down Memory Lane in witch Pelosi has Cheated the system Again and doesn’t even have a single person calling her out on what has been known all along that she and her worthless husband have been Inside Trading for probably the better part of 20+years. Just amazes me that if a Republican Had done this there would be Screaming from the rooftops but when a Democrat Politician does it it becomes a Loophole and that said book be used as a Training Tool to do the same thing as she and be a Millionaire on the salary of a public servant. I am pushing 80 and may live to 90 or even 100 and still will never be able to figure this out. Be a democrat and do wrong and Prosper….Be a Republican and and do the same and be a Criminal….GO FIGURE
Maybe Trump can put a zap to this behavior.
Pelosi belongs in prison for all of her corruption she’s the queen of insider trading
She’s one of the most corrupt people in congress that gets away with all her fraud
And kickbacks for decades. It’s time she goes to prison with the rest of her corrupt family members. This is why she won’t retire because she’s afraid she will be exposed. Democrats are the most compromised corrupt party ever to serve the administration.
…and she’s and others are responsible for enacting the bill that makes insider trading illegal. How are she and others exempt from the exact bill that they passed? They should be held to even higher standards considering they are the “lawmakers”. Instead, average Joe America and Martha Stewart go to prison while our illustrious “lawmakers” go free and laughing all the way to the bank!
Martha Stewart went to jail for it. Why should Pelosi and many more of our great politicians.
so, why does a speaker make more salary than an honest president?
The Golden Rule He who makes the laws owns the gold.
Now we know that there is no gold in Fort Knox
Probably in Polosi basement.