In an unprecedented assault on the foundations of our once free country, the Supreme Court will allow the population of Colorado to vote for a wildly popular Presidential candidate, sources have confirmed.
“Wow, democracy really died today,” said local Democrat Phil Thomas, referencing a Supreme Court decision that will keep Donald Trump’s name on the ballot for Tuesday’s Primary. “We’ve survived terrorism, wars, and recessions, but I’ve never seen something as twisted as people being able to vote for the candidate I personally dislike. I’m really disappointed in the Supreme Court today, especially since it was a unanimous decision. Even the liberal judges let their country down this time, something I didn’t think was possible.”
Members of the Supreme Court defended their controversial decision to completely obliterate democracy as we know it.
“Our feelings about Trump as a person or candidate are irrelevant,” said Justice Sonia Sotomayor. “We’re just here to interpret the law as best as we can. Today felt like a pretty routine day, settling some cases and discussing their merits with my coworkers. You can imagine my surprise when I left my office and MSNBC reporters accosted me about ‘Attacking democracy.’ I guess if they don’t get their way they think America is on fire. God help these people come November.”
As of press time, America’s progress was halted even further when a journalist merely asked White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre if the President was fit to serve a second term.
Democracy. AKA-dictatorship. Amazing how they keep using that word. When in reality, we are not that. We are a Constitutional Republic. Also, being told what we must do, by a D.C. territory that’s not even part of the U.S. and under the veto power of congress. Our population is stuck on stupid. Try reading the Constitution and get a true education instead of listening to the corrupt MSM morons. News for stupid people.