After defeating boxing legend Mike Tyson by decision in a bout streamed on Netflix this weekend, internet personality turned athlete Jake Paul is reportedly already seeking his next opponent who is twice his age, his representatives confirmed.
“Who’s next, bitches?” asked Paul, standing outside of a YMCA shortly after an aerobics class aimed at middle-aged men let out. “I know one of you isn’t too afraid to step up to me, are you? Come on? What’s the problem? Are you scared to step on someone in the prime of their youth? Afraid I’ll break your brittle, brittle bones?”
Boxing fans weren’t overly receptive to the notion of Paul’s next opponent also being in his late 50s.
“It feels like Mike Tyson should be the exception, not the new rule,” said Martin Hanson, who watched the fight last weekend. “It’s crazy that anybody that age would try it, but if it had to be someone, of course it would be Mike Tyson. To expect this level of athleticism from any average ol’ 58-year-old is downright absurd.”
As of press time, Mike Tyson was spotted cruising young content creators on YouTube, looking for his next opponent.
I heard that if Paul can’t find any more old men to fight he’s thinking of transitioning and challenging “The Fabulous Moolah !”
He should be looking for a real active champion to box. Not a has been if he thinks he’s that good
As annoyed as I was with Jake Paul at first, I’m not anymore. I’m by no mean a fan of his but it seems this actually did a lot of good for Tyson, personally, and he had a great time getting back in the ring. It gave him something to train for, something that he loves. It gave him something to look forward to and strive towards. Was it the fight that everybody was hoping to see? Not at all. Was it a fight that Tyson was proud of because he trained and got in incredible shape, not just for his age, but for any age? Absolutely. Not many people at his age get a chance to do what they love like that.
Go ahead and make fun, but when a trans-female-turned-quasi-male gets its ear bit off, Tyson will probably win, and Iron Mike’s take for his Next fight will be even higher through the roof. This young man (Iron Mike) has places to go and people to beat.
He says he’s a boxer,Say’s he’s the best and wants to be Champ. Never gonna happen. Fighting Tyson did nothing for his boxing career. There are legit boxers who want to fight him and he doesn’t want any part of it. He needs to quit trying to back door the rankings, it won’t help. Fight your way up and prove yourself like everyone else. It’s truly ridiculous nonsense.
Ya big bunch of maga meanies!! Why you want to fight and hurt people? It’s not entertaining!!
Travis tells me you like to boff half eaten chicken wings, Dakotabloe