With the May 7, 2025, Real ID deadline looming, former President Donald Trump is launching “Trump Priority Coins,” golden tokens that supposedly let buyers skip DMV lines for Real IDs, sources have confirmed.
Marketed as “the most luxurious way to comply,” each $999 coin allegedly grants VIP access to expedited ID processing, though DMV officials deny any such program exists.
“Why wait like a loser when you can shine?” Trump boasted at a Mar-a-Lago rally, flashing a coin engraved with his likeness.
Supporters are snapping up the coins, calling them “patriotic investments,” while critics slam the scheme as a blatant grift.
“It’s just a shiny scam for gullible MAGA fans,” one Democrat fumed.
Trump’s team insists the coins “unlock exclusive opportunities,” but legal experts warn of fraud.
Undeterred, Trump’s already teasing a platinum version for “super VIPs.”
As of press time, Trump was pitching a “Golden ID Palace” where coin-holders can sip champagne while others wait.
