In a culinary scandal rocking the elite, Martha Stewart, Uber Eats’ spokesperson, has confessed she’s never ordered takeout, despite hawking the service in glossy ads, sources have confirmed.
The domestic diva, known for her perfect soufflés, admitted at a Hamptons gala that she “wouldn’t dream” of eating food delivered by “some stranger’s car.”
Sources say Stewart, who signed a lucrative deal with Uber Eats, considers takeout “beneath her standards,” preferring to whip up gourmet meals from scratch.
Fans on X are roasting her hypocrisy, with one post joking, “Martha’s too busy hand-churning butter to click an app.”
Conservatives pile on, calling it peak liberal elitism—promoting services she’d never touch.
Uber Eats execs are reportedly fuming, but Stewart’s team insists her “authenticity” sells.
Critics argue she’s out of touch with the gig economy she profits from.
As of press time, Stewart was spotted crafting a “homemade Uber Eats bag” from artisanal linen for her next ad.
