1973: Joe Biden Celebrates 75th Birthday

51 years ago today, Pennsylvania-born politician Joseph Biden blew out the candles on his 75th birthday cake. The star-studded birthday bash was attended by celebrities such as Bruce Lee, John Wayne, and Elvis Presley.

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  1. Sharon King says:

    Am I missing something?? How did he celebrate his 75th birthday in 1973? That would make him about 126 years old.

    • Sharon King says:

      or is this satire like Babylon Bee?

      • Sharon King says:

        oh, ok, just saw that this is Satire. I’m new to this site. LOL

    • CharlieSeattle says:

      Joe submitted the dates.

      • HUNTER'S CRACK PIPE says:

        Joe met himself in 1973.

      • Redhead says:

        I wish there were emojis!! I’d be putting one out there laughing at your comment and others too.
        I am new to this site as well, didn’t realize it was satire!!

    • 2004donr says:

      “HOME” left out a the important stuff: biden taught Babe Ruth how to hit, Joe Namath how to throw, Louis Armstrong how to be black when he was colored, and Frank Sinatra tbe best way to scam
      Vegas WHAT will the world do if he’s not there to dictate to us.

    • 2004donr says:

      “HOME” left out all the important stuff: biden taught Babe Ruth how to hit, Joe Namath how to throw, Louis Armstrong how to be black when he was colored, and Frank Sinatra tbe best way to scam
      Vegas WHAT will the world do if he’s not there to dictate to us?

  2. Steve Kinstle says:

    Is this another Babylon Bee?

    • Gary Brown says:

      Yes. If you are ever in doubt whether a site is satire or not, refer to the “About” button, it will clear it up. It is usually either at the top or all the way at the bottom of the sites first page.

  3. GC Davis says:

    In 1973, he and his buddies were busy #$@%ing over the Republic of Vietnam. I don’t know if RVN Vice-President Nguyá»…n Cao Kỳ, as shrewd as any American politician as he was, would have made any difference if he had gone to the US at the time.

  4. Georgina says:

    Yah, they’ve been giving him shots to slow down the aging but he finally developed an allergy to the unknown substance.

  5. Gonzo Bat says:

    It’s been a Rocky Horror Time Warp for all of us

  6. Laura R Wagner says:

    Was this before or after he was raised in a black church?

    • Bernard says:

      It was while he was living in the Puerto Rian community.

      • Denny says:

        … in the synagogue, with the Baptists while he was a truck driver at the Naval Academy with Dr. King?

  7. Thistle says:

    LMFAO

  8. Dennis McCann says:

    Just remember if you’re with the Biden and you have a heart attack yell out is there a doctor in the house?

  9. ken miller says:

    The SENILE GRIFTER can’t cheat Father Time

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