A Montana man still waiting in a long line to cast his presidential vote is starting to wonder if he should just head home instead, sources have confirmed.
“They told me to stay in line, no matter how long it takes,” said Montana resident Clark Willis. “But I don’t know. They called this thing four or five days ago at this point. Feels a little late to make a difference. They say everyone’s vote matters, but I feel like I got cut out of the deal this time around. Oh well. Maybe next time I’ll see about that early mailing business.”
Despite the man’s wish to go home, democracy enthusiasts urged him to reconsider.
“Stay in line, no matter what,” said local voters rights advocate Lucy Jeffers. “It’s your duty as an American to participate in the election and serve your civic duty. Never mind that you may often feel like neither candidate directly speaks to you and therefore has not earned your vote. Or that results are often a forgone conclusion by the time you cast your vote. Forget all that! Just vote, vote, vote! It will solve every problem we have, I’m telling you!”
As of press time, the unhinged lunatic ranting about voting was escorted away by the police.
He’s not an unhinged lunatic, he’s a communist. The old USSR used to have 100 percent voting participation, no matter who was running.
At least the USA won’t need to worry about turning Commie or Leftist now that Trump and GOP blasted the they/thems/its back into the 80’s!! LOL
I didn’t think it was worth voting this year, everyone knew trumpie would win so here is my feeling on it. Trump in prison not the White House
You suck!
I’ll bet you want your momie.
No! Waiting for the money!
LOCK HIM UP!! But wait, I forgot, Trump is a king with no holds barred so he’ll pardon himself and all those insurrectionists who turned on our country following the wannabe DICTATOR!!! Apparently, Don-the-CON trump IS above the law.
Stop it Shaw . You’re gonna go blind jerking to pictures of kamel toe. Ya leftist rat bastard pervert
Trump won America won. The deranged identify as a cat party lost.
We’ve suffered and endured for the last 3 1/2 years so more could see the TRUTH of the Democratic Party. Not everyone’s eyes are open yet, but from the glorious results of this election we affirm more of them are awake and not woke!
The Dummocrats will have to stop calling their opponents “Hitler,” and change their taunts to “Feelthy
American Peegs.” This was the term used by actors who were depicted as Nazis in the WWII movies I watched
as a kid.
The Lefties are slowly starting to realize that they were lied to all this time (i.e. $7 butter surprise to Joe Scarborough!), and don’t like admitting that they were made fools. — they have to go through a withdrawal process and get a cleansing. And maybe ask for forgiveness.
You can’t fix stupid. I’d put any boomer high school senior class president, up against any gen Z with a BA. The proof is obvious. Common sense and a GOOD high school education, TRUMP ‘s woke brain washing any day. By the way, the pun was intended
I don’t understand having people still waiting in line to vote. It’s done. finished. Trump won.
I don’t understand having people still waiting in line to vote. It’s done. finished. Trump won. Get over it. Do these votes do anything at this point but show that the voter is “exercising his/her right to vote? 🤷🏻♀️