In an astonishing turn of events that has left Los Angeles law enforcement both triumphant and mildly embarrassed, the alleged leader of the notorious MS-13 gang’s West Coast operations was apprehended today while attending middle school, sources have confirmed.
The suspect, whose name is withheld due to his age, was taken into custody during a surprise dodgeball game in gym class at Westridge Middle School. Eyewitnesses report a mixture of shock and awe as SWAT teams stormed the school gym, dodging flying rubber balls as they moved in.
Authorities revealed that the young kingpin managed to run the gang’s activities using nothing but his school-issued iPad and a surprisingly comprehensive understanding of Snapchat. His reign included scheduling nefarious activities around homework and ensuring all gang communications were completed before bedtime.
The school principal expressed shock, noting that the suspect was a model student and a regular on the honor roll. “We thought he was just really good at multitasking,” the principal stated sheepishly.
As of press time, the young gang leader’s mother had grounded him indefinitely, stating, “No more gang management or Fortnite until you clean up your act!”
Expel these criminals ASAP…..ALL OF THEM !! (and mom and dad too )
Yeah, even if a US citizen joins that gang, they should be deported and their citizenship revoked. Including the damn parents
If he is an illegal or one of the parents are illegal deport them all immediately, if not but a new citizen under 15 years then cancel their citizenship deport immediately never allowed on any American Soil for life of the entire family,
Please , get these criminals out of our country! If he is smart enough to organize gang activity, he’s older in his mind than in his years. 20 years should give him time to think! And the parents red to be accountable!I pray for these people, only GOD can change their hearts!
It’s astonishing that the comments here strongly indicate that so few realize the this site is devoted to satire.
I’d like to hope they are playing along but I have to wonder sometimes too.
Amazing isnt it Jerry? Its almost like taking the headlines as real but not reading a story!
Fake News.